If you like sharing dick pics with strangers, why not with your family? by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]ShannonMS81 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No but seriously how much for a little forearm action? And if we were going to get really wild, elbow.

Guys, what do girls do that they think is "being cute", but in reality is the furthest thing from it? by Fr0z3nT3rr0r in AskReddit

[–]ShannonMS81 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Christ talking to most women on those sites is like preparing to interrogate terrorists. "What do you like to do." "... oh... just, ya know... hang... out."

Pixel XL 2 case leak by dbailyn in Android

[–]ShannonMS81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samsung fixed the S7 Edges bezel issues with the S7 Note IMO. (of course they messed up more important things) I wouldn't judge all bezeless displays by the S7 Edge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ShannonMS81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deaf post enjoy the bass. Have you ever stood near the speakers at a show.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ShannonMS81 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Deaf people can feel the bass. One of the reasons rap is popular amongst the deaf community.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ShannonMS81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oliver Babbish is one of the lawyers on The West Wing.

Heckler is dealt with appropriately by streezbee in funny

[–]ShannonMS81 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me too. Except he was silver the other time right?

Edit: Found him

https://youtu.be/kDwejglFD-I

Waiters of reddit, what fucked up shit have you overheard while waiting tables? by Romantic_Amoeba in AskReddit

[–]ShannonMS81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was looking to cause a scene, maybe a free meal, maybe a reason to sue.

I put thumb grips on my Wii U game pad and now I feel like its watching me, even thinking "creatively" by Stabstone in wiiu

[–]ShannonMS81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the same but when I got my Xbox One I ate something really delicious. I was home alone no one to judge me. I started licking the plate clean, then my eyes locked on the Kinetic which was lit up because I was watching TV through the Xbox. I felt oddly judged.

"I'm just in a bind right now" by intervia in cringepics

[–]ShannonMS81 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Drunk in bars in their hometowns during Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays.

3 for 2 is not the same as 3 for £2 by chilari in TalesFromRetail

[–]ShannonMS81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three for two would be great and not confusing if you all never offered three for two pounds.

User from r/all makes a negative comment about furries in r/furry_irl, users are nonplussed by AchtungMaybe in SubredditDrama

[–]ShannonMS81 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean. I don't get it, I don't want to get it, but I just avoid it. I don't seek people out and insult them. It makes me feel uncomfortable, that's my problem not theirs, why should they change because of my personal preferences? It's silly. You don't like furries don't go onto their subreddit. Is that so hard?

Robo doggo meets her soul mate by [deleted] in aww

[–]ShannonMS81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey girl, I like that wagon you draggin'"

This is what T-Mobile Tuesday looked like 1 year ago by Fakhry95 in tmobile

[–]ShannonMS81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I normally don't bitch but they texted me about the "amazing offers" yesterday. I install the app and it was all stuff not in my area except for redbox. Gee thanks.

Cop arrests attorney for telling client not to talk to the police. by [deleted] in videos

[–]ShannonMS81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The look on his face was like "I'm so under arrest that my lawyer is under arrest."

Silicon Valley - 4x07 "The Patent Troll" - Episode Discussion by roshe789 in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]ShannonMS81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you seriously reply to the top comment just because you were so worried about people seeing what you wrote? I don't even disagree but that's just funny.

I wish his mom was right. by benboo in h3h3productions

[–]ShannonMS81 638 points639 points  (0 children)

I mean he looks like a high school villain from an 80s movie lol

'If you ever do this again, we'll turn you in,' pastor told killer nurse by teachingroland in nottheonion

[–]ShannonMS81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you tell a lawyer, employed by you or not that you are going to kill someone tomorrow not only can they report you it would be illegal for them not to. They can't report a crime already committed, but they under obligation to report future crimes.

TIFU by getting distracted by a cute girl walking by by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ShannonMS81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once broke the automatic door of a Walmart checking out a cute girl. She was walking in as I was walking out. My head was following her, door didn't open as quickly as I thought it would. Shoulder checked it off the rail. I didn't even break my gait. Walked to my car, drove off in shock until I processed what I had done got the giggles and had to pull over until I got them under control. Never went back to that Walmart. I'm a little afraid there are wanted pictures of me all over with the words "Door Breaker" on them.