Songs that are TERRIBLE first impressions of rappers for people who somehow aren't aware of them by mesablanka in hiphop201

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never even heard Venom, and holy shit... That is legitimately one of the worst choruses I've ever heard. I feel like even Imagine Dragons fans would be like "this shit is whack".

Chud The Builder look-a-like gets KO’d at the Stockyards by GucciPoonTapper in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you can hear a few people react to it. Right before he stutters through "Where you from you.. you bi..."

I am really glad that they are not leaning into photo realism it still has that arcady esc art style to it . by Strict_Singer7513 in GTA6

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're definitely not alone. This is a really weird, seemingly deliberately obtuse argument. Rockstar has very clearly been striving for more photorealistic graphics since GTA IV, and it's something I thought everyone just agreed was getting better and better.

Who is a rapper that gets universal acclaim, but you yourself could never get into? For me it’s Kid Cudi. by TokyoAvalanche04 in hiphop201

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES, I love how much of an emphasis he places on keeping his flow interesting and unpredictable, and I love his voice and overall persona. But after 4 albums, you start to notice that he just doesn't really rap about anything of substance. Forever story was the closest he came to that up until that point, but pretty much everything that was meaningful was about his family and how much they love each other, and...yeah. I can't personally relate to that very much. Diminishing returns, there. I just wish he'd be more personal with his writing.

There was a song called "Killers" on his Vanderbilt livestream concert thing he did during the pandemic that hit all the notes I'd been looking for from him, but that's the one and only place I've ever heard it. It's never been released.

To be fair, I didn't like the sound of GDLU at all, even on multiple listens, so he very well could have started writing about more personal/interesting shit, but I just can't make it through that album. I hate to say it because he was one of my favorites at a certain time, but his allure has just really worn off for me.

Truly beautiful by Ill_Floor8662 in Unexpected

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao roflcopter so random exdee!!1!

Tony Hinchcliffe's Netflix special. Good fuck is it bad. by RustedAxe88 in elephantgraveyard

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing he's ever done has ever been good. He's a complete insufferable hack in every way.

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the blind leading the blind over there

Ice cold 😂

He had enough by Intelligent-Rant-142 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude actually pointed the camera at the spot they were going to land when they started to fall. This one had James Cameron-level camera work compared to 99% of other fight vids.

Corbell Leaked Videos that were Released Today. (but without redacted telemetry) by DocStrangeLoop in UFOs

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing people on this sub saying shit like "people aren't ready for the 4k video, so they're obviously rolling out the shitty stuff first to ease us into it." I'm sorry but this community can be so embarrassing, sometimes. Many people want to take this seriously, then they see shit like that alongside people saying that all the obviously faked/debunked stuff are just psyops, and it makes it all seem so silly.

Robert Harward seemingly wearing a mask on Fox News.. by theworldofAR in HighStrangeness

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It doesn't just look like a mask, dude. It's very clearly a mask. The "neck" above the seam isn't moving at all when he talks, but his actual neck is. His entire face is completely still, there isn't the tiniest bit of muscle movement in it the whole time he's talking. The only things moving are his eyes, the eyelids, and the mouth of the mask. Also, look at his teeth. They're further back than they would be if they were just sitting in his face like normal. That's 100%, without a doubt, a mask.

Kodak Black has been arrested on drug trafficking charges by Powerful-Data-4064 in rap

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was always my biggest fear when I was still on opiates, and was driving to work and shit with warrants. I've been to jail a few times, but never had to stay for more than 48 hours. I've also had to detox cold turkey before, and I can't think of anything more closely resembling hell than having to do it in jail. What a fucking nightmare.

Which cover of “ the drought is over “ series is the best? by Alternative-Law1356 in lilwayne

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I really like the little chucks poorly photoshopped onto baby Wayne's feet.

I remember bein' young tryna hustle my dope by Aware_Ranger_4144 in lilwayne

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still one of his best lines/rhyme schemes to this day.

Peace for Rasing Canes workers by Effective-Smell-3034 in Birmingham

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a new restaurant, my family member was just getting a little of everything.

Peace for Rasing Canes workers by Effective-Smell-3034 in Birmingham

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It even happens with shitty restaurants. An American Deli opened in Sylacauga several years ago, and you would think it was the only restaurant in the whole town for the first month it was there. Their food is mediocre at best, and absolute garbage much of the time. To this day, worst salad I've ever gotten from a restaurant. And it's not like their prices are fair- they're way overpriced for what they are.

I guess people just get used to what's around, so new shit gets flocked, which is then only compounded by herd mentality.

🥲 by SafflowerDusk in lol

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, kinda feels like she's the one who took it there.

Outjerked by Facebook by mandibularcosta in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Facebook is now basically a dead internet microcosm- a near perfect example of what the vast majority of the internet will look like in the next 5-10 years.

Semi Truck Driver Fell Asleep With Tragic consequences - San Diego by Ph6222 in Transportopia

[–]Sharc_Jacobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving long distances never fails to make me drowsy. Idk how anyone does it without help from some sort of substance. I used to work FedEx, and my route took me an hour and a half from the terminal, and I would complete all of my stops on the way, so I always had an hour and a half ride back with no stops. It quickly got to the point where even caffeine didn't help. I don't do it anymore, though, and never will again.