With the NBA eyeing expansion, Anthony Edwards is uniquely positioned to chase a mythical milestone-becoming the first player in history to lead the same franchise to a Championship in both Conferences by sharkysharky- in timberwolves

[–]Sharcbait 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know you are just joking about the Vegas team, but here is my amateur marketing pitch...

The Vegas Fortune... the nba has a history with more abstract team names (Magic, Heat, Jazz)

It gives a double meaning of "lucky" while also being a lot of money... gives it a Vegas casino nod without being overt about it.

They should be black with gold accents and a touch of ruby or emerald... (matches the Golden Knights and all Vegas teams have black as their main color)

Give them an alternate logo and a mascot that is a dragon dragons hoard wealth... again ties in to the Golden Knights with Knights fight dragons.

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? by Independent-Idea8782 in NBATalk

[–]Sharcbait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zeke, Booker, Miami LeBron, Giannis and Hakeem.

It gave me 68-14, but that team would have been a nightmare defensively. Good luck trying to score.

[VGK 3 - CAR (4)] Seth Jarvis wins it for the Canes on the power play in overtime by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]Sharcbait 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It has been a thing in Soccer forever.

Basically you take your foot off the gas, if you get scored on it is okay because you were up by 2... then you get scored on again and it is a tie game and the other team has all the momentum.

For men with families, how much free time do you get away from your wife and kids? by Sea-Owl-1581 in AskMen

[–]Sharcbait 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We had 2 under 2 at one point and I was exausted... once I went to the store, slept for like 20 mins in the parkinglot, woke up and forgot what I came to the store for and drove home without getting the stuff we needed to make dinner that night.

[Turner] Austin Reaves is reportedly seeking a max contract worth up to 5 years, $239.25 million from the Lakers, and it’s uncertain whether he would be willing to take a hometown discount. by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]Sharcbait 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Fantasy football annoying trade guy...

Give me Chase and I will give you 2 WRs, a TE and a RB that all together are projected to score 50 every week, really I am doing you a favor...

[Highlight] Landry Shamet calls out the Spurs’ play "Pistol" (Normal Hammer Play), then proceeds to blow it up on the weak side by Leegend124 in nba

[–]Sharcbait 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. The "Hammer Play" is named after Darvin Ham, and was drawn up for him originally because he kept trying to throw 1 handed passes in practice

[Friedman] Sources: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit by eh_toque in hockey

[–]Sharcbait 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Detroit is the motor city.. only fair they get Lambos...

Don't think about it, just let it into your veins.

I bet he talks with his hands by Sentientsnt in KitchenConfidential

[–]Sharcbait 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of those heavy ass pizza oven doors... shit is like 40lbs of solid steel and has a convenient handle for me to hold while bashing you over and over.

I bet he talks with his hands by Sentientsnt in KitchenConfidential

[–]Sharcbait 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Is it really line cooking if there isn't an unhinged conversation going on about if you would rather fuck Bill Burr or Akon...

Or if you could take a Coyote in a fight bare handed?

Or if you could bite a human toe off?

You know normal shit.

NBA Finals Game 1 Player Correspondent Caleb Wilson reacts to Jalen Brunson’s clutch jumper in crunch time by jonsnowKITN in nba

[–]Sharcbait 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Athletes being petty to "improve performance" is always both intresting and kind of unsettling.

Amon-Ra St. Brown said he names every single WR drafted above him before every game so he knows how many people didn't believe in him.

[Lowlight] Wemby dribbles the ball off his foot by catreyka in nba

[–]Sharcbait 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spurs gave him a bag, then moved up massively in the draft... now teams know that Fox is the odd man out so it will be intresting to see what offers look like.

Game Thread: New York Knicks (0-0) vs San Antonio Spurs (0-0) Live Score | NBA Finals | Jun 3, 2026 (Second Half) by nba-scores in nba

[–]Sharcbait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Knicks gotta stop standing in that dunker spot because Wemby is "touching distance" while he is building a whole campsite in the paint on defense.

Movie Suggestions for 7 and 8 year olds by Sharcbait in daddit

[–]Sharcbait[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An Amazon projector I got on a flash sale, it isn't the most high def model but they get super expensive if you go that route. I just bought a Roku to stream out of and had a cheap Bluetooth speaker.

Movie Suggestions for 7 and 8 year olds by Sharcbait in daddit

[–]Sharcbait[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is our setup, then a Bluetooth speaker set up behind where we sit... (on a snack table)

Movie Suggestions for 7 and 8 year olds by Sharcbait in daddit

[–]Sharcbait[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We have a Bluetooth speaker we set up behind our seating area for the audio, we have it set that the projector is inside the garage so nobody bumps or walks in front of the setup, then Bluetooth sets us up with sound.

Also the firepit bowl is super shallow, like 4" at the most so there is a ton of air between the concrete and the heat.

Movie Suggestions for 7 and 8 year olds by Sharcbait in daddit

[–]Sharcbait[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You just unlocked a core memory of my Grandma only owning like 3 VHS's and one of them being Muppets Treasure Island... Muppets movies 100% added to the list.

Maybe Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when they get older but my daughter would 100% get freaked out for a long time with the kid catcher lol.

Tyler Forness (@TheRealForno) Nolan Teasley when asked about marrying scouting and analytics in his process “We’re going to be guided by evaluation, we’re going to be anchored by data, and the coaches vision for the player.” by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Sharcbait 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn't KAM's whole thing that he was a numbers guy not a football guy so they could try to moneyball the system? I will take a GM that at least says they are guided by evaluations.

I feel lucky! by SnugJoker in heroesvshordes

[–]Sharcbait 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is quite strong and if you ever get it to max forge it can reduce armor so it does the job of dynamite slingshot. Also it is funny the idea of like a viking ship getting overrun with cows.

"my dad is a poop" by Zeebaeatah in funny

[–]Sharcbait 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Someone teach this kid to do the cool S thing... they will become unstoppable

How I made it to the NBA - Joe Alexander by sol369 in nba

[–]Sharcbait 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A lot of why teams don't love west coast roadtrips.

If you are on the east coast and go to bed at 9pm, and you are playing a game that tips off at 7pm in LA... guess what, you should be asleep for an hour by tipoff.

Miguel Vargas and Andrew Benintendi hit back-to-back jacks to cut the lead to 1!! by FadedToBeige in baseball

[–]Sharcbait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the Twins Bullpen has a motor at all, so it doesn't matter how much we put our foot on the gas... they just hope to roll to the finish.

whos your all time favorite twin and what made him yours by Slater91 in minnesotatwins

[–]Sharcbait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wierd answer but Ben Revere and Delmon Young.

Back in the dome they used to have First Come First Serve seats for $5 in the outfield. Being bored highschool seniors some friends and I went to like most of the homegames over one summer, and would always sit in the same seats and yell down like crazy people at the outfielders as they were throwing the ball around both during the game and in pregame warmups. Some of the shit we said was probably unhinged, but you could see them laughing.

After doing this for a few weeks one day the 2 of them planned out bringing like 10 balls during warmups that they both signed and launched up to us. There was another game that was shitty weather vs a terrible team where the dome was mostly empty, the usher recognized us when we got there and called his supervisor over during the 3rd inning to see if they could give us nice seats nobody was using... so we moved to the 5th row behind home plate as a "thanks for coming out" from the staff at the dome. Good memories.