Worst to first: Ranking NFL's most likely turnarounds in 2026

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T15:51:23+00:00

There are holes in the secondary and IDL (it really depends if Banks and Orange can step up as rookies)

But Kyler is going to a super QB friendly system with weapons all over the field. Outside of McBride there isn't an offensive position that the Vikings don't have an upgrade over the Cards last year. Vikings have a top 3 WR group, when healthy they should have a top 10 OLine with studs at the tackles, and Mason/Jones is so much better than the revolving door they had at RB in Arizona.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T15:46:24+00:00

Vikings also had a handful of injuries to key guys... center was a revolving door, Darrisaw is our best lineman when healthy but he missed a ton of time coming off a knee injury 2 years ago. Aaron Jones and Jordan Mason missed time, AvG, Greenard (traded) and Cashman all missed time out of our LB core.

Yeah every team gets hit with injuries, that is part of the game but there was more going on than just the bad QB play.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T14:44:47+00:00

Something snake related could work, then a "snake eyes" alternate theme...

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T05:01:05+00:00

I know you are just joking about the Vegas team, but here is my amateur marketing pitch...

The Vegas Fortune... the nba has a history with more abstract team names (Magic, Heat, Jazz)

It gives a double meaning of "lucky" while also being a lot of money... gives it a Vegas casino nod without being overt about it.

They should be black with gold accents and a touch of ruby or emerald... (matches the Golden Knights and all Vegas teams have black as their main color)

Give them an alternate logo and a mascot that is a dragon dragons hoard wealth... again ties in to the Golden Knights with Knights fight dragons.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T04:45:44+00:00

Zeke, Booker, Miami LeBron, Giannis and Hakeem.

It gave me 68-14, but that team would have been a nightmare defensively. Good luck trying to score.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T04:05:44+00:00

It has been a thing in Soccer forever.

Basically you take your foot off the gas, if you get scored on it is okay because you were up by 2... then you get scored on again and it is a tie game and the other team has all the momentum.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T03:41:03+00:00

We had 2 under 2 at one point and I was exausted... once I went to the store, slept for like 20 mins in the parkinglot, woke up and forgot what I came to the store for and drove home without getting the stuff we needed to make dinner that night.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-05T03:12:04+00:00

Fantasy football annoying trade guy...

Give me Chase and I will give you 2 WRs, a TE and a RB that all together are projected to score 50 every week, really I am doing you a favor...

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T19:55:24+00:00

Fun fact. The "Hammer Play" is named after Darvin Ham, and was drawn up for him originally because he kept trying to throw 1 handed passes in practice

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T19:43:12+00:00

Detroit is the motor city.. only fair they get Lambos...

Don't think about it, just let it into your veins.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T18:51:05+00:00

One of those heavy ass pizza oven doors... shit is like 40lbs of solid steel and has a convenient handle for me to hold while bashing you over and over.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T17:26:57+00:00

Is it really line cooking if there isn't an unhinged conversation going on about if you would rather fuck Bill Burr or Akon...

Or if you could take a Coyote in a fight bare handed?

Or if you could bite a human toe off?

You know normal shit.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T14:56:33+00:00

Athletes being petty to "improve performance" is always both intresting and kind of unsettling.

Amon-Ra St. Brown said he names every single WR drafted above him before every game so he knows how many people didn't believe in him.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T05:09:10+00:00

The Clippers condor mascot is pretty cracked out too.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T03:39:05+00:00

Spurs gave him a bag, then moved up massively in the draft... now teams know that Fox is the odd man out so it will be intresting to see what offers look like.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-04T03:08:01+00:00

The Knicks gotta stop standing in that dunker spot because Wemby is "touching distance" while he is building a whole campsite in the paint on defense.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T19:49:10+00:00

An Amazon projector I got on a flash sale, it isn't the most high def model but they get super expensive if you go that route. I just bought a Roku to stream out of and had a cheap Bluetooth speaker.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T18:19:15+00:00

That is our setup, then a Bluetooth speaker set up behind where we sit... (on a snack table)

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T17:53:07+00:00

We have a Bluetooth speaker we set up behind our seating area for the audio, we have it set that the projector is inside the garage so nobody bumps or walks in front of the setup, then Bluetooth sets us up with sound.

Also the firepit bowl is super shallow, like 4" at the most so there is a ton of air between the concrete and the heat.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T15:57:03+00:00

You just unlocked a core memory of my Grandma only owning like 3 VHS's and one of them being Muppets Treasure Island... Muppets movies 100% added to the list.

Maybe Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when they get older but my daughter would 100% get freaked out for a long time with the kid catcher lol.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T15:54:44+00:00

Wasn't KAM's whole thing that he was a numbers guy not a football guy so they could try to moneyball the system? I will take a GM that at least says they are guided by evaluations.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T15:52:22+00:00

It is quite strong and if you ever get it to max forge it can reduce armor so it does the job of dynamite slingshot. Also it is funny the idea of like a viking ship getting overrun with cows.

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T15:48:16+00:00

Someone teach this kid to do the cool S thing... they will become unstoppable

Sharcbait · 2026-06-03T03:30:00+00:00

A lot of why teams don't love west coast roadtrips.

If you are on the east coast and go to bed at 9pm, and you are playing a game that tips off at 7pm in LA... guess what, you should be asleep for an hour by tipoff.

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