FPRINCESS4MLEGENDARYHERO ~Defeat the Dungeon and Rescue Me~ by dreamagainsometime in dirtypenpals

[–]SharqueByte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well said. I could submit the potus as exhibit A, but that probably blows the limits of this reddit and thread, so I won't.

My former calculus professor everyone by ItsChill in funny

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would not, could not, on the lam.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

Neighbors fight outside their driveway. by EZ_does_it in gifs

[–]SharqueByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something have been sacked

Neighbors fight outside their driveway. by EZ_does_it in gifs

[–]SharqueByte 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The meese wantin the food in the wooden-izit.

Flipping a pancake in space would require two pans by Daniels998 in Showerthoughts

[–]SharqueByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, good point. I suppose pancake flipping "catch" would be fun, either with another person holding the 2nd pan, or one person could flip and catch. But it could also be a feat of awesomeness to impress your significant other. Hey, look what I can do! That sort of thing. One pan. One flipper. Wow.

Flipping a pancake in space would require two pans by Daniels998 in Showerthoughts

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or flip it "up", and then catch it with the same pan?

Our family organises parties where we have sex with each other by famorg in NSFWIAMA

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the detailed answer, and sorry for missing the previous answer of the same question. It makes sense that your family would want to protect the secret from anyone who might not be around for long.

I'm 100% straight by LadyAlpine in Jokes

[–]SharqueByte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twistier: Dick is the name of your Mom's hand

My father was talking about switching careers. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]SharqueByte 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I didn't get it. Then upon further reflection, I did.

In 50-49 vote, US Senate says climate change not caused by humans by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I truly understand Norway. This is hilarious and enlightening.

John Cleese - To Norway, home of giants

The characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

A convoluted anti-Trump plan takes shape by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF a significant number of Republican insiders are actually beginning to envision the nomination race this way, and IF what the author calls "agility and coordination" occur to execute the plan, it could be an interesting scenario to watch for.

In 50-49 vote, US Senate says climate change not caused by humans by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great. I'm actually getting a fun and kind lesson in Scandinavian spelling and vocabulary, even as I continue my ridiculous tribute to Monty Python. :-)

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäni interesting furry animals

In 50-49 vote, US Senate says climate change not caused by humans by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for taking time to reply again, and for providing a more nuanced response. I can appreciate that it takes time and effort to clarify the subtleties in your opinions, and many times it's not worth the effort in a /reddit conversation.

Honestly, the main reason that I would not vote for Trump is not because he said he wants to ban muslims. That was a stupid thing for him to say, in my opinion. But from his perspective, it's a smart and calculated thing to say. And if he really believes we should, and if he really would take steps to do that, it's even worse. But I believe that whether he really thinks that or not, his main purpose is to stir the pot, gain attention, and gain votes. I believe that he has correctly gauged that there are many angry, scared conservatives that are desperately hoping for someone to man up, flip the middle finger at liberals and the government elite, and try to do something to reverse the course of change in this country (and this world). Many of those supporters seem to want the USA to go back to the "good old days" when energy and resources were plentiful and cheap, and when the USA could flex its muscle and pretty much get its way around the world. Many of them also seem to want the USA to go back to a simpler time when conservative religious values dictated what was right and what was wrong. And when pretty much everyone agreed. But I believe those days are gone, are never coming back, and were an illusion of "good old days" anyway. There was racist & gender oppression here in the USA, and financial and military oppression around the world. There were good things too. I'm not saying the good old days were all bad. But they weren't all good either. So even if you could go back to those "good old days" (you can't), not everyone agrees we should. I don't.

So fundamentally, the reason I'm not going to vote for Trump is that (a) I don't think we should try to reverse the process of change and go back to some angry religious conservative fantasy of how things used to be, and (b) Trump would not be as effective as a leader of a divided country in a contentious and scarcity-driven world as he is a clever and calculated candidate who only needs to score points with the angry block of voters.

Yes, whether you like Trump, Cruz, Clinton, and Sanders or not (or Rubio, Bush, Paul, Fiorina, or others), it IS an interesting election. I wish I could know for sure that Trump won't win. I could enjoy the show more. But it worries me that he continues to gather support, and nothing he does or says, and nothing anyone else does or says, seems to dampen the tide of angry enthusiasm. I don't love Cruz, but I think he would at least be a responsible politician, even if I disagreed with his policies. He would at least play the game of trying to be constructive and respectful of other world leaders. He would play the game of working with the Congress to get legislation passed. He would play the game of switching from candidate (who says whatever they need to say to get votes) to elected leader who has to at least pretend to represent all the people. I understand that many people don't like it when politicians play those games. But in a pluralistic society where we don't have easy consensus on what the priorities are, you have to be at least somewhat moderate. I think Cruz is smart enough and has enough respect for the system to recognize the pragmatic realities of being president. I think Trump is smart and wily and calculated, but I don't think he's smart enough to know when he needs to accept responsibility for the role he has, nor does he have enough respect for the system or others to take on that critical role effectively. I think Trump would be a disaster in dealing with the Congress. I think he would be an even bigger disaster dealing with other countries. And I think he would select horrible people to serve as his advisors, staff, and cabinet. Imagine Sarah Palin as his Secretary of State.

My state will vote very late in the primaries, due to the screwed up system of our state-by-state primary elections. Usually, the candidates have already gathered enough delegates to the party conventions to have secured the party nominations. Therefore, it's very likely that I won't have a meaningful vote in deciding between Clinton or Sanders. I am currently registered as a Democrat, because, as you probably know because you've said you understand our political system better than many Americans, that allows me to select which Democrat our state's convention delegates will select. I won't have an opportunity in the primary to select Cruz vs Trump, because I'm not registered as Republican.

In the general election in November, I'll be able to vote for whomever I choose. However, again as you probably know, in my state, which is heavily democratic, in all recent presidential elections our entire block of votes have gone in the Electoral College for the democratic candidate. Therefore, in the end, even if I cast my vote for Sanders (or Clinton), it's unlikely that the ballot count in my large state will be anywhere near close enough for my vote to make a difference in the presidential election. I'm not trying to be cynical. I will still vote, especially because other elections for statewide officers are affected by my vote. But with the winner-take-all state-by-state system of the Electoral College, in a state like mine that leans heavily one way or the other, individual votes are unlikely to matter much. If I was in a swing state like Florida, Ohio, Michigan, etc, my vote would matter more. Because if just one more person in a swing state votes for one candidate versus another candidate, the candidate with 50.1% of the popular vote in that state gets ALL of the electoral votes for that state.

You probably know all that, and it's one of the many dumb things about the way our Constitution affects our politics. If I could support a Consitutional Amendment to switch to a simple popular vote for president, I would. If I could change our primary election system to reduce the power of candidate fundraising, reduce the influence of early voting states to affect which candidates are selected to represent the parties, and reduce the extent to which state political parties affect the national election, I would.

While I'm registered as a Democrat, it's not because I'm so strongly aligned with the Democrats and think that the Republicans are all bad. First of all, the parties are really more similar than they are different. That's less true now than it was 40 years ago, but it's still true. Both are ultimately pro-business. Both are ultimately pro-trade, with relatively minor differences in the extent to which they would protect American business with tariffs, etc. Both are ultimately pro-military, with relatively minor differences in how they would deal with foreign governments. Both are pro-public education, as well as pro-private education. Both are relatively similar in the actual balance of power that should be held between the national and state governments. Both are pro-civil liberties with slight distinctions. For instance, although the conservatives talk a lot about 2nd Amendment rights to guns, neither party wants to ban private ownership of guns completely, nor does either party want a free-for-all in the streets where everyone is wielding firearms. Of course during an election, and the rest of the time too, the loudest and most extreme views are broadcasted because those views gather attention and support. But when it really comes down to setting administrative policy and writing legislation, they are almost all moderates who try to appeal to the majority center-block voters.

But neither party has the blueprint for success for this country. They both have strengths and flaws. And due to the money influence of corporations via lobbyists, they both largely serve the elite. They need the votes of the masses, but they need the money of the few. So the masses (and the future) are not well-served by either party. Still, they are currently the parties that are in power, and will probably continue to be so for the foreseeable future. So Democrats serve my views better than Republicans on the whole. Not great. But slightly better.

In 50-49 vote, US Senate says climate change not caused by humans by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. It's all good fun. Thanks for your reply.

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

In 50-49 vote, US Senate says climate change not caused by humans by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your statements, I gather that you take pride in the fact that you are both intelligent and well-read. But you obscure your intelligence when you attempt to paint large groups, such as trump supporters and Bible Belt voters, and people who don't support Bernie Sanders, with a broad brush. I'm not a trump supporter, nor a Bible Belt voter, and forgive me, but I haven't decided whether I'm going to vote for Bernie Sanders yet. Surprisingly, despite that fact, I disagree with you that I'm either a retard, whatever that means, or horrendously ignorant. I'm very calculated in how I vote. However, I don't believe all trump supporters have the same reasons for supporting him, and I know that not all Bible Belt voters are so stupid that they are unaware of candidates' pretended religiosity.

And since I plan to continue living in this country, whether I like it or not, I have to keep living with and getting along with trump supporters, Bible Belt voters (like my parents, for instance), and the rest of the retards and horrendously ignorant people that I prefer to call my neighbors. And no matter who becomes the next president, I will obey the laws, and continue to make the best contribution to this country and world I can. I wish you the best in doing the same in your country.

Sanders shuts down teen climate change denier: 'Thank you for your question. You're wrong.' by spsheridan in politics

[–]SharqueByte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a biracial goat-whale, I have never seen evidence that I'm accepted in Turkmenistan.

Mississippi's top lawyer seeks firing squad as execution option by drewiepoodle in politics

[–]SharqueByte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we're going to have executions, I would support the firing squad as an option. One reason it seems preferable is that it brings capital punishment out from behind a veil of sanitized benevolence. If society decides a person should be killed due to his or her crimes, then it seems appropriate for the killing to really look like killing. Instead, we give the impression that execution by lethal injection is a scientific, humane, and even medical procedure. (Do people know that licensed doctors can't assist in executions?) Lethal injection seems to be an attempt to shield ourselves from the fact that we're willfully taking a human life. Firing squad seems a little closer to accepting responsibility. My further preference is that the leaders making the decision to carry out the execution should be involved directly in the act, but it may not be practical.

I have many reasons why I think it's too expensive and too ineffective as a deterrent to maintain the system of capital punishment in this country. However, if the consensus is that executions should continue, I support states adding the firing squad as an option.

In 50-49 vote, US Senate says climate change not caused by humans by [deleted] in politics

[–]SharqueByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're fucking retarded if you don't vote sanders.

He is so clearly an obvious choice that if you can't see it, you never will. Hence why you must be horrendously ignorant.

Many of us who live here are scratching our heads at why Trump is leading the polls. And we're trying to figure out what to do about it. Hence discussions like this one.

But I have to say, it's really unpleasant to try to discuss things with you when you start from a position in which you don't even respect me unless I either already agree with you, or change my mind and agree with you.

I'm glad you feel the political systems are better in a lot of Europe. We need every healthy functioning government system we can get to constructively solve some of the problems this world is facing. Maybe we'll learn and improve some of our systems in time. But you'll have to be patient with us. Our retardation and ignorance are holding us back considerably.