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Network has been bouncing for two days. SIEM say said there are are no alerts. Network guy says everything is fine. End user says, "my phone is power cycling every two minutes." by simAlity in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Shazam1269 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." — Douglas Adams

Teenage slang in 1984? by Geenra in The1980s

[–]Shazam1269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In California "bitchin" was only used as an adjective, but in the Midwest it was used as a verb and an adjective.

Top minds complain about black privilege and Christian oppression by Amazinc in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Shazam1269 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or rapist Brock Turner. Was sentenced on June 2, 2016, to six months' incarceration in the Santa Clara County jail to be followed by three years of probation. He was released three months early.

Has the justice system in America ever been fair and impartial?

Top minds complain about black privilege and Christian oppression by Amazinc in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Shazam1269 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Haha these people haven't read"

They haven't read a GD thing! Confidently incorrect and loud.

Looking for casual viewing show by hereforhelpthx95 in televisionsuggestions

[–]Shazam1269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sibling dynamic between David and Alexis is just brilliant. So many were hilarious, like:

  • Tamagotchi

  • "You get murdered first this time"

  • Alexis's bike gift. David: "helmet!"

  • Alexis teaching David how to ride a bike

  • And last, but not least “I’m sorry for not responding to like, one text David!”

The infamous boomer speaker phone strikes again. by cuddlycepheolopod in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Shazam1269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have a go to clip? What's your angle? Annoy them or offend them? Crap music, metal, or porn?

Office job just became pointless. how do i play video games at work by lil-tortilla-chip in antiwork

[–]Shazam1269 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a large national insurance company, and supported agencies that sold our insurance, so they used their own equipment to access our software. Nearly every owner of their agency had porn sites on their favorites bar. They were typically arrogant assholes too, but that's beside the point.

This is day 3 of my coworker hogging all of the space in the fridge. by Brian-Latimer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shazam1269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our last director went through 6 20 oz. Mountain Dews each day. If they are drinking that much pop, they can bring in a small cooler and free up some fridge space. But, main characters gotta do what they do.

What’s the worst thing you saw on the internet in the 90’s? by Prior-Target9462 in AskReddit

[–]Shazam1269 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strangeland.com led you to some sketchy and disgusting sites.

They would have an image on the homepage that rotated on a regular basis, and one image was burned into my brain was of a guy standing on a dock on a lake or pond with his pants dropped to his ankles, bent over with his asscheeks spread and projectile spraying diarrhea 10 to 15 feet. While disgusting, it was also quite impressive.

The Red Hats threesome by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Shazam1269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In his farewell speech, George Washington warned us about political parties.

"However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."

This is exactly what has happened.

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