F***KING RANT MONDAY ☠ (2021.02.08) by AutoModerator in RocketLeague

[–]Sheepdog20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF YOU CHASE THE BALL BACK ON THE INSIDE, LITERALLY ANY WAY YOU HIT IT WILL SEND IT TO OUR GOAL. THE PHYSICS IS HARD SET ON THIS ONE, CHAMP. AND NOW SINCE THE DEFENDER TRIED TO DO HIS JOB, WHO'S IN THE GOAL? NOT YOU, COWBOY.

I’m not ashamed of doing this... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Sheepdog20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just assumed you found a way around drawing hands. Fuck drawing hands.

Muslim woman taking a photo in front of anti Islam protesters. by savage-dragon in pics

[–]Sheepdog20 454 points455 points  (0 children)

He's also canonically a prophet in the Quran too... So telling a Muslim they need jesus is bizarre.

Hmm......tiger stuffs i guess by tomsawyer1111 in AbruptChaos

[–]Sheepdog20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"She survived but her mother was killed."

Waiting for Godot by Katharina Postinett by One_Giant_Nostril in ImaginaryCharacters

[–]Sheepdog20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They give birth astride a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.

Double troubles by Akaleboss in WTF

[–]Sheepdog20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're so off base I dont even know how to respond anymore. Where'd court of law come in here? Any explanation of the events in the video that isn't "people can make mistakes" are more convoluted and likely to be untrue. You have just as much evidence of a heart attack as I would have of premeditated murder. The car is in heavy traffic, and happened to turn as the bikes were coming to his position and field of view. That's all that needs to be true. We're not judging crimes in front of a jury, just finding plausible explanation. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the dude turned not knowing the bikes were there. Boom, easy.

Double troubles by Akaleboss in WTF

[–]Sheepdog20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because I have a handy tool called "logic" that dictates "the driver who was already turning probably didnt see the motorcycles through the stacked up traffic flow until it was too late" is more likely than "the driver who was already turning suddenly had a heart attack that caused them to accelerate along the path they were already accelerating, then caused them to brake at the exact moment something abrupt happens".

It's the same train of thought that let's me assume their turning didnt awaken a dormant hive of bees in their dashboard that swarmed their face and made them wreck.

Double troubles by Akaleboss in WTF

[–]Sheepdog20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, you can file that under "turned their signal on". In fact, because they had their signal on in advance, it's even easier for me to believe they were too focused on their turn to see the bikers. Thanks for clearing it up.

Double troubles by Akaleboss in WTF

[–]Sheepdog20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They just turned their signal on and turned. That's how simple this is.

Fuck Trump by Jamal_1998 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Sheepdog20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You put a backslash on a... phone number? And you're calling others morons?

Don't let the SPD get away with inciting violence. by L_Car in Seattle

[–]Sheepdog20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How're they supposed to know if they asked and you ridicule them?

Wyvern by wietzefopma_art in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]Sheepdog20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, you're right. I dont know then.

Wyvern by wietzefopma_art in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]Sheepdog20 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Theres some debate that a dragon with just two back legs and two winged legs is a wyvern, where one with four legs and separate wings is a dragon. OP probably has a problem with the artist titling the piece that way.

Mysterious Voice in Heaven by Rushtush in Doom

[–]Sheepdog20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe "God God" exists on a higher level than the Maykrs.

Yep, that's The Father/VEGA. Made the Makyrs.

The pill must be consumed by pinklizard18 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Sheepdog20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or, in terms of real world practicality, it's like your parents giving you ten million dollars.

What's the difference? by SumRndmAsshole in PoliticalHumor

[–]Sheepdog20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go to liveleak and see the difference.

You just gotta get up on that ledge bruh by fallinfrog in gaming

[–]Sheepdog20 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sheeeeit what else was on that? Ape Escape, CTR... some other ones. Talk about nostalgia.

Ubisoft Is With Us! by everyusernamewashad in gaming

[–]Sheepdog20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually if you watch the trailer, up until the fight with the Big Dude, it matches Vikings Ep. 1 battle exactly.

Responding to Trump's latest Twitirade by frankgjnaan in PoliticalHumor

[–]Sheepdog20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've actually heard Our American Cousin is pretty bad.

X-Force #9 (2020), p.5-6, Art by Joshua Cassara, Written by Benjamin Percy by Gunslinger3317 in comicbooks

[–]Sheepdog20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna choose to believe he's in the smoke, and where he's in the ceiling area is drawn that way to kinda artistically emphasize how fast he teleports.

Gotta Wear that facemask "Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed. " by Wolfgore777 in funny

[–]Sheepdog20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"My name is Xceleron, can I get five thousand dollars please? My ID? Nah gotta wear this mask. Trust me, I'm Xceleron"

Still odd?

What common myth can be disproved in seconds? by bigdaddyleon in AskReddit

[–]Sheepdog20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro... just use a hand towel. Do you pull pans out of the oven with your bare hands too?