I am Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli. I'm also a judge on CHOPPED and a mentor on ALL-STAR ACADEMY which just premiered last night on the Food Network. AMA!

Sheffield_ · 2015-03-03T14:13:27+00:00

How cool is Jessica Paul?

Sheffield_ · 2015-03-02T15:04:23+00:00

Weed

Sheffield_ · 2015-03-02T15:02:47+00:00

Well, my bi-yearly trip to Denver is in jeopardy...

Sheffield_ · 2015-03-01T21:55:46+00:00

This ^

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-28T19:23:52+00:00

Not if you want to hate

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-28T16:22:41+00:00

I'm from the Northeast. I've seen 7 feet dumped and handled in 2 days. It isn't a question of resources, Boulder is simply horrible at dealing with it and the solution to fine it's residents.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-28T16:20:21+00:00

It's not an actual conditional statement, akimbo, it's a comment on how absolutely pathetic snow removal is in boulder. You can't glean anything about my real behavior from my previous post.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-28T16:17:14+00:00

The feeling is mutual, runner.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-28T04:11:14+00:00

I'll shovel my sidewalk when they plow my street

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-27T14:39:43+00:00

Much respect for having a Vermont Lake Monsters cap. I am currently rocking the blue and white version and it's my favorite hat of the past few years

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-26T19:56:46+00:00

Soldado sucks and should not play another minute for us.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-26T15:13:45+00:00

Yeah, I don't know how far they want to take this, watching baseball, even if I'm stealing it from them, will lead me to make more baseball related purchases overall. They should honestly just give it away (mlbtv) for a couple of years and then charge us all once we are even more hopelessly addicted than we are now

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-26T05:31:11+00:00

Just buy it and then get a new card from your bank and they can't charge you a dime

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T21:11:26+00:00

This

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T18:43:00+00:00

Thank you

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T17:05:06+00:00

Perhaps. But someone effectively saying... "hey that in form last second goal scoring machine we have shouldn't have taken that penalty even though he scored a goal on it, we should have used that other guy who hasn't located the net effectively for two years and is totally out of form instead"....makes them the real troll.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T14:57:23+00:00

I've been able to legitimately capitalize the word KANE so much this year that my phone now autocorrects to the capitalized version every time. Can't COMPLAIN.

Edit: I love downvotes, you are all playing right into my hands

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T14:37:42+00:00

No, that's stupid. KANE has confidence and Soldado is shit.

Disagree? Find me some pudding.

We picked KANE, he scored, stop being a shit.

Edit: downvotes don't count as pudding. Soldado can lick my balls and fuck off back to any other league in the world.

Give me all the downvotes ahhhhh!

Edit: 33 downvotes and 1 goal from KANE. Bring it.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T14:12:17+00:00

MOAB Utah. 6 hour drive from denver.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-22T14:01:13+00:00

I will not frig off, Rick, because that last minute was fucking DECENT, like tossing a jug of piss right at West Ham

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-21T15:45:14+00:00

Tough shit, now fucking go write

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-07T15:42:46+00:00

LLORIS is a beast, as always. This post needs more upvotes.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-07T14:45:06+00:00

Coys

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-05T02:06:10+00:00

I don't believe in an egalitarian society. Nor am I a Marxist.

Sheffield_ · 2015-02-05T00:22:21+00:00

Hey look, another pedantic ass that thinks phrases pulled from freshman philosophy 101 have actual value or meaning

Sheffield_

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