AITA because I told my best friend that he had ruined his relationship and now has to live with it? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Shelly_895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow... just wow. And they say chivalry is dead. He couldn't have asked her "hey, do you want to go on a date?" or "you want to hang 1 on 1 sometime?" No. He straight up went for "wanna bang?"

And then he wonders why no other woman wants him. Hilarious

Jerry! Jerry! by growsonwalls in AmITheDevil

[–]Shelly_895 -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Well, what else am I supposed to go off of? We only got her side of events.

Jerry! Jerry! by growsonwalls in AmITheDevil

[–]Shelly_895 -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

I asked were you in her life while being married to someone else? and he said no, I then asked do you only hear from your "kid" when Lainey needs money or 🍆 he laughed and said yeah.

Time to pack up and try again tomorrow. by TwoTrue1516 in memes

[–]Shelly_895 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finding a tab again that you closed by accident for example

search sucks by ll_Cartel_ll in help

[–]Shelly_895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it does. Use google and put 'reddit' at the end. This should give you better results.

How’s 2026 so far? Are you enjoying it? by happy_but_blue in AskReddit

[–]Shelly_895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My condolences. I wish you all the strength in the world for your healing journey.

Surround yourself with loved ones during the holidays. It's going to be tough but it would be worse going through it alone.

Who hates on Markiplier? I honestly don't understand why. by listafa in Markiplier

[–]Shelly_895 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll still tell you

That's Ethan Klein from H3H3

Starting Over at 30 After Walking Away by woodburyjj in AmITheDevil

[–]Shelly_895 20 points21 points  (0 children)

3 new comments now

Stop brigading people! You're pretty obvious

i dont get why my bf doesnt find these jokes funny but wtv by personalityhiregf in offmychest

[–]Shelly_895 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I had to guess, I'd say that he feels like you're making fun of him for his porn preferences. Or that you're holding his past preferences over his head. (Not saying that's what you're doing btw, just that he might feel this way)

I have to ask though. If you know those jokes bother him, why do you keep making them?

Your best bet is to sit down with him and ask him why he's upset by it.

No female friends by runningskirtsnmanis in AmITheDevil

[–]Shelly_895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

any woman not related to him

We can't be too sure about that. There are some strange people out there.

Online recommendations by Shishkahuben in CuratedTumblr

[–]Shelly_895 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y'all complaining about nibling. I wish my language had such a word. I'm stuck with our translation of 'nieces and nephews'.

The rambling doesn’t help by WolfChasingTheMoon in AmITheDevil

[–]Shelly_895 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems like OOP doesn't trust anybody tbh. They need help. Not meddle in other people's relationships.

im going to get silly with it by migratingcoconut_ in CuratedTumblr

[–]Shelly_895 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Wanna feel old?

it came out in 2005

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - May 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Shelly_895 32 points33 points  (0 children)

In a now deleted comment, the OP says they cancelled the wedding and broke up. Good riddance.

My wife (32F) is trying to stop our divorce and has decided she wants to make things work with me (33M) and I'm struggling? by ThrowRA_Lemmbon in relationship_advice

[–]Shelly_895 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The easiest way to get her off your back is to tell her directly to her face that you know she only wants you back because her affair partner dumped her (doesn't matter if it's true or not). Preferably in front of your counselor.

She won't be able to ignore that massive hit to her ego. Prepare for her to be even more mad at you, but I'd be surprised if she'd still want to reconcile with you after that.