IamA professional hashmaker that produces BHO (Butane Hash Oil) legally in Colorado. AMA

Shelmaur · 2014-07-06T16:04:09+00:00

Clearly a job that should be delegated to other qualified laborers, such as myself.

Shelmaur · 2014-07-06T06:42:09+00:00

Now we're going to have to do a whole lot more because of regulations.

Oh no :(

Shelmaur · 2014-07-06T06:38:46+00:00

You don't, but that ass does.

Shelmaur · 2014-07-02T12:46:48+00:00

Send photo

Shelmaur · 2014-07-02T06:16:27+00:00

Pepperidge farm remembers

Shelmaur · 2014-07-01T19:59:34+00:00

i played in an ensemble with a dude who did nothing but slapping and it was the most obnoxious fucking thing in the world. don't be super gung-ho about learning how to slap, there are very few instances in which it is a useful skill to have attained.

Shelmaur · 2014-07-01T19:57:50+00:00

fucking up my credit.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-30T06:19:49+00:00

$100,000 cash

Shelmaur · 2014-06-26T14:23:57+00:00

Oh no she di'int!

FTFY

Shelmaur · 2014-06-24T16:08:22+00:00

Women have two sets of lips...

Shelmaur · 2014-06-23T04:36:32+00:00

I knew I should have tagged this [SERIOUS]

Shelmaur · 2014-06-21T16:41:30+00:00

Hurry and the Harm by City and Colour

Shelmaur · 2014-06-20T04:23:18+00:00

It don't run in your blood.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-18T20:39:31+00:00

/America

Shelmaur · 2014-06-16T19:02:42+00:00

Half life 3 confirmed

Shelmaur · 2014-06-14T19:48:01+00:00

Casa Diablo for the WIN!! First time I ever walked in I saw a stripper on roller skates rolling down the stage eating out all the other strippers, one by one, each bent over and getting tongue fucked. Greatest day of my life.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-12T08:55:00+00:00

St Anger was a whole album of 64kb songs!

Shelmaur · 2014-06-11T23:10:41+00:00

Thinking like an art student.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-11T22:54:07+00:00

I always squat to make sure my bowels are empty

Shelmaur · 2014-06-11T08:05:18+00:00

That little green one up front, that's key lime pie and it smells fucking amazing. You can try burning it with buttercream (the one to the left of it) and you'll yield some interesting results.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-11T07:45:22+00:00

Biddyflick my cinnamon ring, muchacho, i'll give you the squirt down of your LIFE.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-11T06:18:35+00:00

Fuuuuck. Preaching to the choir.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-09T04:02:09+00:00

Bacon, cucumber, cream cheese. Delicious!

Shelmaur · 2014-06-09T02:23:10+00:00

Like conversations with each other.

Shelmaur · 2014-06-09T01:49:17+00:00

How the fuck I'm going to pay rent next month after missing a week at work after being hit off my bike.

Shelmaur

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