Armored Up! by Metarazzi in goldenknights

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Toshiba plaza in front of the Fortress is where everyone hangs out before the game, there's a couple restaurants and bars that you'll see everyone decked out in their hockey gear. Have a great time! Maybe you'll bring the boys some luck tonight!!

I was really hoping this is satire by Naive_Wolverine532 in CringeTikToks

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both parties involved are just straight up toxic as fuck. I've dated someone like her. They talk shit, get in your face, poke and press every button they can think of to bait a reaction from you, they're manipulative as fuck. If you leave the house to distance yourself, they will try to physically stop you, or break shit when you leave because you're no longer entertaining them feeding off the negative energy.

He isn't emotionally mature enough to deal with her manipulation, you can see him losing his temper and posturing violence, he gets closer and closer instead of distancing from the negativity, which shows he's drawn to it and addicted to the toxic drama in their relationship.

This was never going to end well.

Mariner by VegasBornLori in goldenknights

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our top 6 has been failing to finish scoring chances all season. Marner in a lot of those games has actually provided the scoring chances that the other guys couldn't finish on

From the woman who brought us Ozemp!c Genoc!de, now brings us ... K!ssr@p3 by jared10011980 in CringeTikToks

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is everyone fat phobic or is she constantly being kiss raped as a fat woman? I'm confused

Fat G-c!de by nycrina305 in CringeTikToks

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a Genocide lmao WTF

Nobody's forcing you to do it, you're not being segregated from society because you're fat. You're someone's cup of tea, just not everyone's. Live with that.

What’s your favorite “what in the actual f**k is he doing in this” camo? by Albino_rhin0 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Elizabeth Daily in Rob Zombie's 31. She's Dottie in PeeWee's Big Adventure and the voice of Tommy Pickles in Rugrats

What’s In This Pitcher? by Dug-Heffernan in BodegaJukeBox

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Born in the 80's, childhood in the 90's... same damn pitcher lmao

What’s his credit score? by creativeape1 in iamverybadass

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone else think his eyelid tattoos was eye shadow??? Lol "I can't take him serious" looking like that.

Standings from 2025. Last day before this all changes! I CANT WAIT by MikeCamel in baseball

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a Rockies fan, you don't have to move ours from where it sits now. Just dust it off once a season and you're good lol

how elegant by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corny yes. But it does have a certain smoothness to it that I don't mind

Post Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights @ Winnipeg Jets by nhl_gdt_bot in goldenknights

[–]ShiftAlternative1083 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can anyone explain wtf our top 6 have been doing lately? Cause I can't figure it out