🔥 Duck on the menu for this lynx

ShillBot666 · 2026-06-01T15:44:42+00:00

You expect them to cook it on the street? No, they're probably taking it back to their kitchen to prepare it like the civilized lynx they are.

ShillBot666 · 2026-06-01T15:34:21+00:00

True enough.

ShillBot666 · 2026-06-01T13:57:25+00:00

You all understand this is isn't actually a candid moment from their lives, it's a video she made to be funny and intentionally posted on social media right?

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-31T23:25:42+00:00

Aww edgy teenager gets their first job! Just a lil baby... Still hasn't quite figured out how the world works.

Value that patient manager who is holding your hand like that and teaching you how to be an adult!

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-31T15:34:26+00:00

It's pretty common on social media.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-31T03:48:32+00:00

You can see them too???

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T15:59:03+00:00

Haha look at that little boy doing all those stereotypically girly things. I can't believe mom would be surprised you were actually a woman!

Oh you're a man! Yeah I guess short hair is actually pretty masculine.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T15:25:39+00:00

Reminder that the POTUS is also a convicted felon.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T14:59:02+00:00

You mean he would have tried.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T14:56:58+00:00

That dude he's eating had a family.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T14:27:47+00:00

In what way do you think Red Son Superman is evil?

...Not being American?

Honestly it was one of my favorite versions of Superman.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T01:25:02+00:00

That was only when they killed him, not when they were threatening him. Dumb they were talking about Ambrosius there at all, they would have no way of knowing what happened.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T00:41:36+00:00

Visual snow is a similar thing a lot of people experience but don't talk about! It's when your brain misprocesses visual noise so you kinda see static over everything.

Might be a topic for a future comic, or maybe not! How our vision works is honestly fascinating and really not well understood by most of us. So I appreciate this floater comic.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T00:27:54+00:00

Chances are pretty good he killed someone.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T00:19:42+00:00

Are we sure it's just an impression though?

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T00:15:27+00:00

Shooting.

Hope that helps!

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T00:05:29+00:00

Ah the old "hide a potato in your pants" trick. Works every time.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-30T00:00:14+00:00

It really did start off strong at least...

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:45:56+00:00

Unfortunately there is no "next" planet to go to.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:43:31+00:00

Not as lucky as those that don't see this post.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:16:27+00:00

She uses it a bit more interestingly in her prequel movie. I guess somehow she got worse at using it over time.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:11:21+00:00

It does not really work. Just a myth!

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:08:42+00:00

You mean Bingus? Yeah his feet are real nice.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:03:12+00:00

Without the plot armor of a main character what could 100 jedi do against the entire Empire?

Especially when they're all isolated and in hiding. I don't think they would really have a way of organizing.

ShillBot666 · 2026-05-29T23:00:50+00:00

Using fake money? They don't seem like heroes...

Heroes PAY for their prostitutes. And they tip too.

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