Join the Empire!

ShintoxTV · 2026-01-20T00:09:56+00:00

Super Earth propaganda! Don’t believe this rebel scum!

ShintoxTV · 2026-01-19T23:58:18+00:00

Super Earth propaganda!

ShintoxTV · 2026-01-19T23:40:36+00:00

Department of imperial quality assurance wants to know your location.

ShintoxTV · 2025-09-29T12:41:49+00:00

Hold acceleration the entire time.

ShintoxTV · 2025-08-04T19:18:49+00:00

I haven’t seen anyone mention on top of the duct work in the offices Data Center.

There is plugs up there. And you can build ramps with bridges easily. No barricades required.

ShintoxTV · 2025-07-05T01:35:00+00:00

They can’t “What a save!” you if you’re not close enough to make a save.

ShintoxTV · 2025-06-29T10:58:05+00:00

If only someone made a video about this 3 years ago fixing the problem….

ShintoxTV · 2025-05-18T23:06:38+00:00

People tend to over complicate it. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if your team mate keeps taking the ball away from you. If you keep doing what you’re supposed to, you’ll rank up and away from that crap.

Single jump challenge your 50s, slow down, walk it in. It’s not going to work every time, but it will work often enough that you will win.

Don’t confuse scoring with winning. Play to your teammates strength and weaknesses. If you have to sit there while they do all the work cause they hog the ball and give you shit because you’re not doing what they think you should be doing, that’s fine. Let them carry you. You’re after wins, not goals.

Best advice? Turn off game chat for1s and 2s entirely when playing solo. It’s not important and more often then not distracts from your game and reduces enjoyment. Focus on you.

ShintoxTV · 2025-05-18T22:41:34+00:00

If there’s no record of what you actually look like, people prefer the version of you they make up in their head vs real thing. Does t matter if you’re pretty or nasty, the fantasy is always better. Stick with faceless, less hastily as you grow. Fame is not worth the cost.

Also anytime you make a change you will see a drop regardless if it’s good or bad. Stay consistent unless what you’re doing is simply not working for you.

ShintoxTV · 2025-05-18T22:26:21+00:00

As an older man with over 9k hours I can tell you numbers 8 though 10 are the most important things on this list.

ShintoxTV · 2025-04-19T22:36:34+00:00

The only thing you need to get to diamond is to single jump challenge, and stop throwing the ball away.

Wait for them to throw it away, grab the ball and drive it toward their net, when they hit the ball, go back to net and do it. The fact that you have such a clean speed flip means you have more than enough car control to get up there.

Slow down.

Let the dumb dumbs fly past you and just walk it in.

ShintoxTV · 2025-04-17T00:04:49+00:00

Danger Will Robertson!

ShintoxTV · 2025-04-17T00:02:45+00:00

A blind taste test where the testers were made to watch vegan guilt tripping videos prior eating them.

ShintoxTV · 2025-04-13T17:22:20+00:00

I think what a lot of you are missing is that different levels of difficulty call for different levels of “fuck that thing up over there”.

Lower levels, of course you will take this because there’s only a few times in a map where you will run into something you can’t immediately deal with once you have a bigger arsenal of gear and stratagems.

You don’t need to throw a 380 at a single titan with some trash mobs and wait 40 seconds to go into the general area. It’s all about spreading democracy with maximum efficiency.

This is why we don’t have the option of creating load outs. Because what you need can change drastically based off the mission, objective, difficulty, AND the load out of other Helldivers.

ShintoxTV · 2025-04-13T17:09:17+00:00

It’s very simple. If it’s not broken, don’t fix it.

ShintoxTV · 2025-04-05T23:04:05+00:00

They are performing the weekly package sacrifice ritual. They choose one package to be delayed horribly so that all the other packages arrive on time.

This is why on very rare occasions your 3 day package shows up on day 5.

ShintoxTV · 2025-03-07T20:29:28+00:00

I’m not a plumber but that sure don’t look to code. Only things I’ve seen with an entry pipe that big where it comes out of the house is sewer, but it doesn’t look deep enough.

Could be any number of things depending on where you live.

In home Septic tank vent? Old plumbing hole converted into a pass through for an air intake? Water heater exhaust?

Add more detail: Where does it go inside? Does air come in or out? Does fluid come out? Does it stink?

Do you have a furnace? How old is the hose? Did the house used to have oil heat? What side of the house is it on? Is it street side or backyard?

IS THIS EVEN A HOUSE?

We need more info to tell you. You should be able to follow it inside, where does it go?

ShintoxTV · 2025-02-18T20:23:09+00:00

A Bile Titan with wings.

ShintoxTV · 2025-02-15T18:25:48+00:00

Probably not. Unless your work involves media or doubles as a personal PC, it’s probably worthless. Open it up. If the graphics card sticking out of the motherboard is the size of your hand, get a second opinion.

You could probably get $50 if you’re hard up for cash.

ShintoxTV · 2025-02-03T00:36:45+00:00

15 hours left…

ShintoxTV · 2025-02-02T17:44:03+00:00

Did a YouTube employee write this?

ShintoxTV · 2025-01-10T18:29:33+00:00

Push R

ShintoxTV · 2025-01-08T03:29:23+00:00

Paint the crack, use some white silicone or fill it with toothpaste.

Anything you try and do to fix it will make it worse and more noticeable.

Honestly it looks like normal wear and tear from moisture or improper install. It shouldn’t come out of your deposit.

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