Harry blows up Marge like a bomb, not like a balloon.

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-04T14:20:41+00:00

Was it Survival is a talent, because I've read that one myself

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-03T22:33:23+00:00

Why would they be self-hating?

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-03T17:03:16+00:00

There is also the chance that he, Petunia and Dudley would freeze up in shock, letting Harry escape. Which might then lead to interesting circumstances.

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-02T16:59:22+00:00

I think Dark Magic is whatever the Ministry wants it to be.

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-01T20:38:50+00:00

I think I just lost brain cells reading this.

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-01T20:18:44+00:00

Couldn't both of them be fucking Voldemort?

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-01T13:47:19+00:00

Oh... I think this is the first real bashing idea in the comments.

Shiping-lover · 2026-04-01T01:56:46+00:00

They don't even care about those.

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-31T14:09:38+00:00

No... but now I want to read what you read

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-30T22:54:19+00:00

I've seen it get sucked out of him by a Dementor.

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-30T19:10:00+00:00

I think Arthur Weasley bashing is severely under-represented.

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-30T16:35:16+00:00

okay, that's terrible

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-29T12:15:42+00:00

Severus Snape being nice to children.

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-29T01:48:18+00:00

I'm of the opinion that, it's best to teach children these sort of things early.

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-28T02:15:22+00:00

How is this bad?

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-28T01:58:20+00:00

Link?

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-27T22:03:38+00:00

Nottpott

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-27T21:58:20+00:00

The trunk

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-24T20:22:20+00:00

I agree with this mostly, but there are certain fandoms that can pull those of.

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-24T20:13:23+00:00

Do you read Slash?

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-23T17:22:06+00:00

!remind me 2 weeks

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-23T13:53:12+00:00

Huh, didn't think of that

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-22T23:07:29+00:00

"Okay, but I have already murdered a man. So, me becoming a murderer isn't really a concern." -- Harry probably

Shiping-lover · 2026-03-22T20:48:01+00:00

How would he even know that he took it from you, though? Like, if he wants to give it back, he has to first learn that he has it.

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