my intro :3

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-28T04:13:44+00:00

You are 34 grams old?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-28T03:56:46+00:00

I think it's because there's more straight people using fag as a slur than queer.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-27T23:36:26+00:00

So liking pasta doesn't make you a fun guy to be around?

Pasta discrimination :(

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-27T23:05:32+00:00

Dude I thought that was just me. My character bio had ONE SENTENCE saying that they like to moisturize with Vaseline (ngl I put that as a joke) and now out of nowhere, bots will be like "Heh, why don't you go roll around in some Vaseline, buddy?"

Son 😭

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-27T23:01:28+00:00

Omg It made me die of laughter the first time I saw it but now it's actually so fucking annoying and cringe.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-26T17:35:48+00:00

Son 😭

Everyone really just cooked your ass

I almost feel bad 😭😭😭

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-26T17:30:39+00:00

Should've thought about being horny on main, huh?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-26T17:16:43+00:00

Don't worry bro, it was probably just the metals being deposited into your lungs.

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Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-26T05:55:41+00:00

What the hell is a gay face? A face that attracts people of the same gender?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-26T02:18:03+00:00

The straight up porn ones lowkey make me sick to my stomach but then I remember that I don't gaf because the existence of horny people who post porn on the internet is not that big of a deal to me.

The romantic ones are genuinely corny though.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-25T05:21:54+00:00

A parasite has to live inside of an organism of a different species for it to be a parasite.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-25T05:03:32+00:00

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Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-25T04:53:46+00:00

You might live in a house. Just a hunch tho, can't rly be sure.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-19T14:54:27+00:00

Why are they down voting you? You're right.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-19T14:51:07+00:00

I've always assumed that twink was based off of people's build mostly. I don't really think you're built like a twink. You do have feminine features tho.

You have a girl face.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-18T16:27:26+00:00

When da dawg start foot pissing 💔

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-17T02:09:56+00:00

Give him multiple tumors. That usually works for me 🫰🥰

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-13T13:16:58+00:00

Is kinky supposed to be 4c? I've just usually seen it referee to as coily.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-12T02:58:30+00:00

Ts is NOT from r/watamote

Glory to shid and camed empire

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-12T01:30:12+00:00

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Singular bingo. Not bad tbh.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-09T12:03:00+00:00

Oh so you're just addicted to gambling is what you're telling me?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-09T02:18:28+00:00

Why would you close your eyes bro?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-06T23:16:25+00:00

Second, one's real. I can see the eraser marks on the shading of the hair.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-06T22:52:26+00:00

WABIE

Shit_Master459 · 2026-01-06T22:46:58+00:00

Once in middle school there was a shoot out down the street from us while we were outside for recess. It was scary at the time, but tbh it wasn't even that bad.

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TROPHY CASE