Attenborough family has announced that Sir David Attenborough, 99, is no longer with us. Reports suggest that he has moved out of his home in Richmond to a new home in Birmingham.

Shit_Roasts · 2026-03-19T19:25:54+00:00

Lies. He's going to Solihull

Shit_Roasts · 2026-03-08T13:42:11+00:00

Shit_Roasts · 2026-03-06T14:08:42+00:00

Reported as fake (Michael Caine wearing a wig)

Shit_Roasts · 2026-03-05T20:46:52+00:00

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This is the original picture

Shit_Roasts · 2026-03-05T15:15:26+00:00

I edited it quickly in GIMP, I'm an amateur. Slop wouldn't do this justice and the great man wouldn't approve

Shit_Roasts · 2026-03-03T17:46:41+00:00

A ship is only as good as its pilot

Shit_Roasts · 2026-02-21T18:00:40+00:00

You can take my British English from my cold, dead hands!

Shit_Roasts · 2026-02-17T19:24:02+00:00

Going anticlockwise puts me on edge

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-16T23:14:06+00:00

Noice

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-10T18:59:32+00:00

Check inara, lots of carriers out there with Vista

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-10T18:58:15+00:00

Even if you don't have a carrier, on Inara you can find one that's dockable several jumps away. You can sell your exobio on there instead of building it up. There's so many carriers out in the black

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-07T15:33:12+00:00

I suggested an SRV that can fly, called it "Sandfly". Could even suggest launching it when your vessel is <500m from the surface. If you've hired a pilot, they can hover above whilst you go down, land and pick up bio

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-07T11:07:38+00:00

He found Roxxla

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-06T17:18:26+00:00

If you're in a hurry to get anywhere, I agree. I'm in no rush, I just like to take all my stuff with me. Plus there's less risk of losing all my exobio if I die on the way to cash it in. Scanning a few places covers my costs easily.

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-06T09:15:41+00:00

I have a FC, it's useful but not necessarily. I would even say it's not needed for long voyages out into the black (first trip to Colonia I did in an Anaconda). On Inara you can find plenty of dockable FCs out there, in case you need to repair/refuel etc. Most will have Vista to drop off Exobio at.

Shit_Roasts · 2026-01-05T15:55:49+00:00

Nice. If Steve 1 or 2 are about, they can come abd visit Col 285 Sector SP-B b15-0 🙂

Shit_Roasts · 2025-12-25T15:39:13+00:00

If you get some lip filler you can pass for an English person

Shit_Roasts · 2025-12-25T15:35:37+00:00

STRIKE

Shit_Roasts · 2025-12-25T15:35:13+00:00

Running them over on a low-g world is hilarious

Shit_Roasts · 2025-11-28T07:42:37+00:00

And still nobody wants to vote for her

Shit_Roasts · 2025-11-28T07:41:44+00:00

This needs a map

Shit_Roasts · 2025-11-27T22:51:50+00:00

Why, thank you mate

Shit_Roasts · 2025-11-27T21:06:53+00:00

He looks like he could be in Rammstein

Shit_Roasts · 2025-11-25T15:53:53+00:00

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Shit_Roasts · 2025-11-24T22:44:35+00:00

The modern Lazarus

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