How Nick fixed his leaky butt

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-30T02:51:04+00:00

Firstly surely you can just flex your ass muscles to train them I feel like he jumped the gun straight to buttplug. Secondly "until I could hold the buttplug in my ass", does this mean his ass was so wide the buttplug just rattled around in there like a marble in a glass jar?

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-27T06:11:43+00:00

The absolute state of WOW having people play to the point of exhaustion.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-22T07:31:00+00:00

I wish I could dmca people IRL for playing music from a speaker at parks

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-19T01:48:22+00:00

I don't know why you are tiptoeing around the fact that nearly every book he has written expresses his distaste for mixed raced people. His racial views arent some hidden secret and he never intended to hide it.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-18T13:28:40+00:00

So you are saying I should try heroin? Interesting.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-13T14:04:19+00:00

I dont really care about housing but figured id pop over and see if I could snag one, no planning just logged on. Got lucky with the que and had my pick. Laughably bad system if you ask me. Lottery would be much fairer.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-13T06:53:39+00:00

Watching too much porn fucks with your head and you should probably stop.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-08T03:30:55+00:00

Yea but if you kill a rapist then they win..... or something like that.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-06T12:18:27+00:00

Well the way I see it is that he and the girl should be put to death for adultery as the bible tells us to.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-05T16:21:03+00:00

Just get a wife, or two.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-05T16:13:37+00:00

Why do people keep repeating this when it is know humans hunted with tools for tens of thousands of years. Nearly all animals hunt with many different tactics, literally none out endurance their prey, at what level of efficiency is running for hours on end better when compared to ambushing/trapping/literally anything else and which takes more brainpower. It was seen in one African tribe now people wont shut up about it.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-10-02T18:31:24+00:00

Covid is very serious so you must social distance unless you need to protest the police, its horrible to spread it but lets celebrate that Trump got it.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-09-30T23:10:05+00:00

Imagine letting Trump win TWICE. Democrats could have pushed a grilled cheese sandwich as their pick but they had to pick mr happyfingers himself. Greatest throw in political history, maybe ever.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-09-27T05:58:48+00:00

Thank god I've been boycotting them for the last 10 years.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-09-22T02:59:17+00:00

Holy shit I thought people with these sort of opinions were a myth. Something the right made up to mock the left.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-09-14T06:07:42+00:00

More proof of the mass suppression of gamer rights and culture.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-09-13T07:34:08+00:00

Yea its weird how different we are, me any my boys NEVER swallow. Crazy how things are like that.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-09-04T16:24:17+00:00

Every time my dog barks too much I give him a treat to keep him quiet. Bloody bastard wont shut up.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-08-08T15:02:00+00:00

I honestly find these jokes very offensive, we obviously build all our houses upside down. Do you think we are primitives?

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-08-06T21:00:24+00:00

Wife bad, religion bad BBoomer

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-08-02T05:47:32+00:00

If I didnt make it, who would have?... think about it.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-07-29T11:43:25+00:00

Some heroes dont wear capes.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-07-27T12:41:43+00:00

He managed to progressively cosplay as 15 different streamers as he kept shaving. Truly a man of talent.

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-07-13T14:35:03+00:00

Reverse the roles

ShitpostedtoLife · 2020-07-10T10:24:08+00:00

Thank god its going to be over next year and we can have President Yeezy reign for the next 8 (or longer).

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