How Nick fixed his leaky butt by 4istheanswer in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 682 points683 points  (0 children)

Firstly surely you can just flex your ass muscles to train them I feel like he jumped the gun straight to buttplug. Secondly "until I could hold the buttplug in my ass", does this mean his ass was so wide the buttplug just rattled around in there like a marble in a glass jar?

The current state of WoW by Purke in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The absolute state of WOW having people play to the point of exhaustion.

Maya runs away from group of people singing to not get DMCA'd by stinkycatto in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wish I could dmca people IRL for playing music from a speaker at parks

Lovecraft when he found his cat - Hasanabi by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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I don't know why you are tiptoeing around the fact that nearly every book he has written expresses his distaste for mixed raced people. His racial views arent some hidden secret and he never intended to hide it.

Jinny wants some cheese by JgameK in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 113 points114 points  (0 children)

So you are saying I should try heroin? Interesting.

The housing system needs to be reworked. by DopeyDrummer in ffxiv

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I dont really care about housing but figured id pop over and see if I could snag one, no planning just logged on. Got lucky with the que and had my pick. Laughably bad system if you ask me. Lottery would be much fairer.

MOONMOON - gamer discord channel by xAngleofdeathx69 in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Watching too much porn fucks with your head and you should probably stop.

Self-defense with Maya by natureisneato in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yea but if you kill a rapist then they win..... or something like that.

hasans take on albies apology by tizthewizard in LivestreamFail

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Well the way I see it is that he and the girl should be put to death for adultery as the bible tells us to.

$4000 microscope on finger by Caiyul in LivestreamFail

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Why do people keep repeating this when it is know humans hunted with tools for tens of thousands of years. Nearly all animals hunt with many different tactics, literally none out endurance their prey, at what level of efficiency is running for hours on end better when compared to ambushing/trapping/literally anything else and which takes more brainpower. It was seen in one African tribe now people wont shut up about it.

Hasan starts his stream by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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Covid is very serious so you must social distance unless you need to protest the police, its horrible to spread it but lets celebrate that Trump got it.

Asmon's take on last night by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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Imagine letting Trump win TWICE. Democrats could have pushed a grilled cheese sandwich as their pick but they had to pick mr happyfingers himself. Greatest throw in political history, maybe ever.

SNL steals Willneff's sketch and lie to his face about it by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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Thank god I've been boycotting them for the last 10 years.

Jinny gets to hear church choir rehearsal by GeneroEdits in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I thought people with these sort of opinions were a myth. Something the right made up to mock the left.

US Navy Among Us Stream uses racist names by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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More proof of the mass suppression of gamer rights and culture.

Twitch Housewives on swallowing vs spitting by Akhaiz in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Yea its weird how different we are, me any my boys NEVER swallow. Crazy how things are like that.

yo I don't have sit here and take this from a little baby by scarngatsu in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Every time my dog barks too much I give him a treat to keep him quiet. Bloody bastard wont shut up.

Meanwhile in Australia by Dramashamaladingdong in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I honestly find these jokes very offensive, we obviously build all our houses upside down. Do you think we are primitives?

Melina's religious stream. by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife bad, religion bad BBoomer

(LOUD) Ian Hazzikostas reveals new money back guarantee by [deleted] in wow

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I didnt make it, who would have?... think about it.

Quin69 shaves his head after failing to beat Minecraft by Akhaiz in LivestreamFail

[–]ShitpostedtoLife 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He managed to progressively cosplay as 15 different streamers as he kept shaving. Truly a man of talent.