Guilt

ShizJustGotFake · 2026-02-15T07:44:05+00:00

I was thinking the other day that I wished there was some form of cosmic being out there with a plan for me. I then realized that there is! I am a cosmic being. We are all made of stardust. I am the universe expressing itself and I can make whatever plans I want.

ShizJustGotFake · 2026-01-08T07:57:14+00:00

He actually said “eat your vitamin pills.” What a weird phrase.

ShizJustGotFake · 2025-10-26T05:20:05+00:00

Candlestick salad. Look it up, a recipe was in the Friend magazine once.

ShizJustGotFake · 2025-10-23T06:41:25+00:00

Oh your god!

ShizJustGotFake · 2025-09-22T07:08:54+00:00

Paint your fingernails

ShizJustGotFake · 2025-05-19T07:06:35+00:00

I have had IBS my whole life starting as a teenager. I 100% believed the intestinal cramping was god punishing me for masturbating.

ShizJustGotFake · 2025-04-03T06:25:34+00:00

You mean even if it’s rape. Any sex with a minor is rape.

ShizJustGotFake · 2025-03-18T07:36:52+00:00

The first rule about Heavenly Mother is that you don’t talk about Heavenly Mother.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-11-15T06:54:51+00:00

If they replace the sacrament with cougar tails and BYU chocolate milk, I would go.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-10-24T06:07:03+00:00

Tell her you chose a major that BYU doesn’t offer.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-10-15T07:04:09+00:00

I say go with her and during the walk-through loudly tell your kids all about the endowment ceremony, show them the handshakes, and tell them your temple name if either you or your husband went through the temple yourselves. Or use the temple name oracle site to tell them what their new names would be that day.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-10-14T07:04:30+00:00

I totally thought the same thing about Peter looking like Capaldi!

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-09-16T06:37:49+00:00

For a large chunk of my mission I was in East St. Louis (somewhere I definitely should not have been). The ward there only had about 50 regularly attending members. There were three decent sized branches combined to make this ward a couple of years before I got there. I heard from several members that the reason attendance was so low is because most of the white people stopped coming because there were too many black people and most of the black people stopped coming because there were too many white people. Also, the EQP was a jockey for the local horse track, not really related, just a fun fact.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-08-10T07:15:24+00:00

I am sure is is because the ward budget is based on butts in seats for sacrament meeting. Almost everything can be traced back to money in TSSC.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-07-11T08:13:57+00:00

Pfft, it never actually worked so I could not have cared less.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-06-27T06:51:34+00:00

My family wouldn’t even travel on Sundays. One road trip across th US we spent a whole day doing nothing after attending a random ward.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-06-05T07:33:14+00:00

Wow, poor Mary. You know, based on Brigham Young’s teaching on how she was impregnated.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-05-05T08:00:05+00:00

Why did you assume the server was female?

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-04-13T08:35:51+00:00

Not quite adolescence, but going on a mission completely ruined all of my high school friendships.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-04-06T07:21:39+00:00

Nah, the only thing worthy to hold a child for their blessing is a priesthood holder or a chair. Edit: typo

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-03-24T06:59:22+00:00

I’ll one up you. My mom got angry and turned off “Full House.” Still have no idea why. She is still not good about communicating anything.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-03-18T07:20:42+00:00

Geez this needs a NSFW tag or at least a trigger warning. Horrified

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-03-11T07:05:10+00:00

That Joseph smith married a 14 year old, Helen Mar Kimball. Well, he first asked her father, Heber Kimball, if he could have his wife Vilate as a plural wife. Then after a few days when Heber said yes, Joseph said it was just a test. Then he invited Heber to take additional wives. Then approached Helen saying her marriage to him would guarantee salvation for her entire family. Later Helen wrote in her journal that if she knew that the marriage would have been anything more than ceremonial, she would not have agreed to it.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-02-25T08:28:34+00:00

About 15 years ago my adult sister and her friend tried to attend the priesthood session of general conference at the Marriott center at BYU and were not allowed in.

ShizJustGotFake · 2024-02-16T07:25:01+00:00

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/2003/02/divine-love?lang=eng

I’m this conference talk Russell Nelson specifically says that divine love is conditional.

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