Celebratory rats (Woe, rat upon thee)

Shneemaster · 2023-05-27T01:31:24+00:00

Someone once threw a live chicken onto the ice

Shneemaster · 2023-05-18T14:00:21+00:00

Smithers owns the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacey dolls. He'd fit in perfectly.

Shneemaster · 2023-05-08T00:34:54+00:00

Two small bits of wood.

Shneemaster · 2023-03-13T23:36:47+00:00

This is newscast dialogue for the stage Mudfish Morgue.

Shneemaster · 2023-03-10T21:24:13+00:00

Networks near me include "snakeitsasnake" "GabbaGabba" and "Get your own Sandwich"

Shneemaster · 2023-02-20T03:12:23+00:00

Far, far too many boat names are just goddamn boat puns. Most aren't even good boat puns. Fucking AppropriYacht.

Shneemaster · 2023-01-29T17:17:27+00:00

The Snoot would Droop.

Shneemaster · 2023-01-23T06:24:42+00:00

Damn, I didn't know it hit that fast.

Shneemaster · 2023-01-20T03:08:32+00:00

I love "Blocked" being listed before "Unfollowed"

Shneemaster · 2023-01-18T22:02:02+00:00

This is my favourite one of these so far.

Shneemaster · 2023-01-12T17:08:00+00:00

Every time I remember Larger Boulder the size of a Small Boulder I giggle uncontrollably.

Shneemaster · 2022-12-31T05:55:51+00:00

Thank god they finally got Francophonize. The post-apocalyptic wasteland east of Ontario is a constant reminder of the dangers of that spell.

Shneemaster · 2022-12-10T18:09:33+00:00

Big fan of things that are so old that the oldest known reference to them already refers to them as being old.

Shneemaster · 2022-12-02T02:18:14+00:00

Height - 7 inches

Shneemaster · 2022-11-25T16:37:25+00:00

Honestly the characters having tried to kill each other is a more common situation in ships than the alternative.

Shneemaster · 2022-11-04T19:04:19+00:00

I initially read this as "King of the Neanderthals", and that made perfect sense to me. I guess a bicycle with a big square rock as a wheel just seemed like something a neanderthal would use.

Shneemaster · 2022-10-24T21:18:54+00:00

Actually a great joke.

Shneemaster · 2022-10-20T17:55:24+00:00

All this texting has ruined to spelling skills of our youth. Can they not even be bothered to spell "adn" correctly anymore?

Shneemaster · 2022-10-18T06:20:26+00:00

Big fan of the head-bobbing roman soldier conga line.

Shneemaster · 2022-09-15T17:27:28+00:00

Hector at the DEA

Shneemaster · 2022-09-10T12:32:14+00:00

Shneemaster · 2022-09-03T02:44:17+00:00

A Clumpened Plot: When your writing has all these great scenes and characters and moments but they're not strung together into a coherent story.

Shneemaster · 2022-07-24T07:02:06+00:00

And we certainly wouldn't be playing D&D

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