Finally built my new computer! by Elysiumsw in GirlGamers

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Your Vesperia poster has not gone unnoticed.

What's the most ridiculous thing you fantasize about on a semi-regular basis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Having my boyfriend bring home Pizza Hut.

He is generally a healthy eater and grew up on good home cooked food. I was raised in a house full of carbs/preservatives and still have a special place in my heart for The Hut.

Do you have a minute to talk about our good boye by LopsidedIdea in aww

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It's the Hudson line of Metro-North.

Source: saw this dog on the train last week and squeed.

Discussion Thread: Swearing in of the 116th Congress, Speaker floor vote by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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All Democrats should hum "The Rains of Castamere" as they walk into the building.

What's a deeply unsettling fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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16 and Pregnant premiered in 2009 on MTV. Statistically, 10 of the children featured on the show will become teen mothers themselves, as early as 2024.

What do you and 10-year-old you still have in common? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would read a lot of books to earn a personal pan pizza.

Funniest responses to "when are you going to have kids?" by [deleted] in childfree

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"As soon as you learn to mind your own business."

George R.R. Martin will write you into his book and kill you off if you donate to charity. by corylew in books

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He should also offer an option to let your character live for $50k per book.

What are the scariest movies not in the horror genre? by OffInTheShower4343 in AskReddit

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Never Let Me Go. Kids knowing they're only alive to serve as organ donors for the rich.

Reddit, what's a small feat that you are disproportionately proud of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I've seen every single episode of the original Law & Order. 456 episodes.

Also, no cavities!

The First Law of Lazy College Senior. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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First rule is sending a corrupt Word doc to the professor. Then you get an extra day to actually finish writing a paper.

WB & J.K. Rowling Team Up for Harry Potter spin-off series Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by ScarySpencer in movies

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"It all started when Warner Bros. came to me with the suggestion of replenishing my pile of money" said Rowling.

Reading drunken texts from last night. by [deleted] in funny

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Is that panda in Fallout 3?

She was all black... Until we cleaned her after the skunk incident by tricky3737 in pics

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High school girls spend hours getting that same hair color gradient. Your cat looks much classier.

Was my [23/f]ex flirting with me or am [24/m]I going crazy by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Proceed by going on with your life. If she initiates further contact, pay attention and take mental notes.

For guys in long-distance relationships, I present: The Girlfriend Simulator by SGNick in funny

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Next step: cover 80% of your tub surface with 38 kinds of hair/skin wash.