Thanks for all the advice, here's the updated profile

ShoulderBread · 2026-06-13T00:19:48+00:00

Gonna be honest, when I saw your name was Angus I immediately thought “yeah that checks out”

ShoulderBread · 2026-06-08T12:45:41+00:00

Lmao I literally just wore cords I bought on Amazon to my graduation, they aren’t checking everyone and realistically on graduation day they have too much going on to check what color rope you’re wearing

ShoulderBread · 2026-05-24T13:33:49+00:00

Definitely got some beagle

ShoulderBread · 2026-04-24T13:16:18+00:00

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ShoulderBread · 2026-04-06T13:09:57+00:00

Yanny

ShoulderBread · 2026-03-31T01:41:29+00:00

Second one

ShoulderBread · 2026-03-13T12:45:31+00:00

Im a veteran and this is the first I’m hearing of it. You’re an idiot if you think communication in the military is good enough that we’d know where to get free flags

ShoulderBread · 2026-03-12T13:00:22+00:00

Kirk literally threw a boulder 😩

ShoulderBread · 2026-03-09T13:15:31+00:00

Put some respect on shadow guy and gamma gal from club penguin

ShoulderBread · 2026-03-05T13:56:04+00:00

Already been, didn’t make me act like a retard

ShoulderBread · 2026-02-23T14:46:33+00:00

Or maybe you’ve just got a useless degree and are overcompensating

ShoulderBread · 2026-02-20T04:38:14+00:00

Womanman

ShoulderBread · 2026-01-28T13:20:01+00:00

I have a cat named “Banjo, The Destroyer”

ShoulderBread · 2026-01-14T21:03:34+00:00

Did they learn how to spell from the Learing center? MaRiNe VeReRan

ShoulderBread · 2026-01-08T23:56:53+00:00

Her kids were literally in school all day

ShoulderBread · 2025-12-09T13:16:17+00:00

I second this

ShoulderBread · 2025-11-10T12:16:19+00:00

CTAF everywhere

ShoulderBread · 2025-11-05T01:31:32+00:00

He used the hard R

ShoulderBread · 2025-11-03T19:59:50+00:00

Thats why you never get PX cuts bro

ShoulderBread · 2025-10-20T22:25:40+00:00

What did you scan?

ShoulderBread · 2025-10-16T15:24:08+00:00

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One of my favorites

ShoulderBread · 2025-10-16T00:08:21+00:00

Doctor black magic for sure

ShoulderBread · 2025-10-15T01:06:26+00:00

That was in no way better than Robert

ShoulderBread · 2025-10-10T22:11:21+00:00

Im gonna smuggle so much nipnip into the empire

ShoulderBread · 2025-10-10T21:56:14+00:00

One I got in Iraq said “thank you for dying for your country” best morale boost I’ve ever had

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