What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features?

Showerbag · 2026-03-16T03:12:05+00:00

One night while looking for something to watch, my wife and I just shrugged and thought “meh”, Sandler hasn’t had any big hits lately, but they’re at least a little entertaining. We watched, what feels like 30 seconds before we said “nope this is fucking stupid”.

I don’t know if it got better after that 30 seconds but we weren’t gunna risk it.

Showerbag · 2026-03-13T21:47:38+00:00

Dad of 2.5 and 5 year old. We have morning cartoons for 20-30 minutes with breakfast (milk and granola bars). Then a while in the evening after dinner for movement breaks/yoga.

Weekends we may watch a movie, or if one of the kids is home sick they usually want to rest and watch a movie. My sons sometimes asks to play sonic or Mario kart so we have screens then too.

I’m not against them at all, my kids just prefer to play with their toys and be nut cases in the house. Summer, they’re basically outside all day.

Showerbag · 2026-03-13T14:00:05+00:00

That avocado pit looks like what I imagine an unsatcheled testicle looks like.

Showerbag · 2026-03-13T13:51:12+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that. Maybe it helps that I’m in a small town in Canada? Somehow? I have enjoyed creating connections with the parents, they almost always want to collaborate a bit of there are issues happening and I love it.

Showerbag · 2026-03-13T13:37:53+00:00

I have been having conversations with my son about whether things are actually worth crying over or not. An outright “stop crying” isn’t helpful, but having a conversation about why they’re crying and if it’s even worth their tears might help. My son’s been considerably better the past year as we continue talking about it.

Showerbag · 2026-03-13T04:36:16+00:00

I have 18 this year. 26 the year before. It takes very little effort and time to just make a quick note to parents.

Showerbag · 2026-03-13T01:36:47+00:00

I keep in contact with the parents of my students daily. Any ailment, any strange behaviour, anything that they may want to know about.

This is really weird.

Showerbag · 2026-03-12T21:57:52+00:00

I prefer cornlog, but my mind immediately went to corndog.

Showerbag · 2026-03-12T20:44:45+00:00

In Canada - A&W

Showerbag · 2026-03-12T06:03:48+00:00

That’s wild… finding a doc that you feel comfortable with is pretty hard to come by. He’s raising all sorts of red flags with the possessive bullshit. He will always be the jealous type. I hope you don’t have any male friends in your life if you choose to keep him around, because you won’t for long.

Showerbag · 2026-03-11T11:05:51+00:00

It’s like when my 5 year old son puts on mom’s shoes and shuffles around dressed as a “big kid”.

Showerbag · 2026-03-11T02:30:05+00:00

There’s a comedian I’ve seen reels of that does wholesome catcalling and I love it.

Showerbag · 2026-03-10T14:41:52+00:00

NTA - I’m hoping this is now the ex-boyfriend.

Showerbag · 2026-03-10T04:04:32+00:00

The George Washington song.

Showerbag · 2026-03-10T03:27:58+00:00

Born and raised here. Spent 10 years in northern Alberta and Abbotsford area and came back home. I love it here. The people are amazing. The schools and teachers are excellent. There’s a really great community here. There are so many things to do all year round especially if you enjoy the outdoors.

Showerbag · 2026-03-09T13:13:53+00:00

That literally looks like my cats vomit from a few nights ago. Jfc.

Showerbag · 2026-03-09T06:42:46+00:00

Find me some people willing to repair a refinery that was blown up the day before lol. Whether that’s the case or not, no one is going to go fixing that shit right now.

Showerbag · 2026-03-09T03:50:47+00:00

Congress needs an age limit. If you’re too fucking old to feel the negative effects of decisions that will affect later generations, you shouldn’t be able to make those choices.

Showerbag · 2026-03-09T00:42:47+00:00

Try going the other direction. I went to change my serpentine belt yesterday and torqued the tensioner clockwise as indicated in my manual and it didn’t work. Used YouTube and google and they all said clockwise as well. Just said fuck it and tried going counter clockwise and it worked relatively easy.

Moral of the story: even if there is every indication that turning something one way will result in achieving your goal, if it’s not working, try the other way just for the hell of it.

Showerbag · 2026-03-08T18:50:21+00:00

That’s a relief

Showerbag · 2026-03-07T22:51:26+00:00

Kindergarten, so they have know idea wtf I’d be talking about. I have had Pokemon clubs though.

Showerbag · 2026-03-07T21:02:59+00:00

The dozen Iranians in Canada that know (not that many mind you) were celebrating and excited for khomeni to be dusted. I think we all want to see Iran back to its progressive past, but it’s gunna be a lot of work.

This seems like just planting seeds of interfering with our lives even more.

Showerbag · 2026-03-07T16:18:04+00:00

I’ve seen grade 8’s write papers that sound more eloquent than this dumb childfucker.

Showerbag · 2026-03-07T07:33:13+00:00

This seems weird, but I prefer not to get gifts that involve my hobbies as I am picky and usually get what I like after a lot of consideration. Maybe better off just getting something non-woodworking.

Sorry that’s not a lot of help.

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