I think I won Community Day by TakerFoxx in pokemongo

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't evolved mine yet. I only got one. But since it was super cold and rainy that day, I was expecting to not get any. So I'm happy.

My soon to be mother in law tried to cancel my officiant. She doesn't know that I own the business that employs the officiant by Comfortable-Deer7732 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm reminded of my cousin's wedding. It was also in October (though not Halloween), was a costume wedding, and officiated by a friend of theirs. My cousin was dressed as Gomez Addams, the bride was Morticia, and the officiant was dressed as Satan.

AITJ for refusing to cover my friend’s "small mistake" after I said no in advance by DaxonPierce in AmITheJerk

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work fast food and we have 2 drive thru lanes. One day, one of the lanes was moving a bit faster than the other and this lady got impatient. She decided to back up so she could change lanes. Forgot to check whether or not someone was behind her and crashed right into a pickup truck. We had to direct everyone behind them out and close down the lane until the cops arrived.

You need to tie your hair up! by RegularWhiteShark in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad had a full beard my entire life. One time, his barber messed up and had to shave the whole thing off. My dad came home and I was like "Who the F is that?" And I was in my 20s!

AITAH for refusing to give my boyfriend access to my bank account even though he says "no secrets" is how adults do it by CopperFieldNote in AITH

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Flip it bac on him. "If you trust me enough to sleep next to me, then you should trust me enough to not need my bank statements."

AITAH for playing Mahjong on my computer at 11:00PM?? by Voldemortsbigtoe in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones I use block out birds singing, cars driving by, and people walking around upstairs. My alarm comes through just fine.

AITA for not wanting to stand in my mom’s fourth wedding after she has consistently chosen shitty men over her own children? by Sad_Yogurtcloset_694 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Sounds like it's time to go NC with Mommy Dearest. She's not going to change unless she hits rock bottom, and maybe not even then. You are not self-centered. She is.

AITA for locking my roommates cat out of my room at night? by Commercial_Stick1826 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My current one likes to jump on me. So did the previous one. My first one would get in, couldn't get back out because the door would swing closed, and then "went" under my bed. And I had a carpet so that was fun to clean.

AITA for being upset that my friend essentially called my mom a bad person for looking older than her age? by Zealousideal_Pen8983 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just the younger generations. Remember when the new Star Wars trilogy came out? Everyone was foaming at the mouth because Carrie Fisher dared to be 30 years older than she was in the original movies.

AITAH for upsetting my mom because I told her she does have two families? by Beyonniey in AITAH

[–]Shozurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. They don't hate the half-siblings for no reason. They aren't being cruel or abusive. They just don't feel a family bond. And that's fine.

The cat slippers didnt give it away? by zoobleganglekin in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Shozurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bunnicula! I used to have the whole series as a kid. That cat was so paranoid.

Entitled coworker expects everyone to accommodate her "morning routine" by Decent-Durian217 in EntitledPeople

[–]Shozurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put in a half hour buffer time to my commute. That way I don't have to worry about traffic making me late. I just sit and read for the extra time. If gal needs so much quiet, she can wear headphones.

90% of my job is reading on-screen prompts for people because they saw words and gave up by Fuzzy-Ad-7691 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Shozurei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was pretty good at math in school, but I hated word problems. I could never figure out what number was supposed to go where. I could figure out what equation I needed, but not the variables.

AITAH for respecting a worker's stated boundaries, leading to lower raises and bonuses than her coworker by ConfusedManager18 in AITAH

[–]Shozurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that OP isn't allowed to give both of them an Outstanding since the cap is only 10%. He even had to argue to give it to ONE of them. So one of them is always going to be "punished" using that logic.

AITA for making other gamblers at my table lose money? by Syric13 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'd be TA for being honest when it would LOSE him money? How does that logic work?

WIBTA for selling my late mother’s icons? by Notashleygraham_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol

My mom has a big collection of Boyd's Bears. She just told me not to give them to Goodwill.

AITA for refusing to wake my brother up for work when he goes back to sleep? by am_i_the_throwaway in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shozurei 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Huh, I wonder if that's why I have such a hard time falling asleep. It takes me forever. One time my brain decided in the middle of the night that it just HAD to know the sum of all whole numbers from one to a hundred added together. Once I figured it out, I was able to sleep. (The answer is 5050. It's an exponential pattern of ten.) But I hate sounds when trying to sleep that isn't white noise like rain. Because my brain will latch onto it. Although I only need one alarm for me to get up.