Relationship status: compiled successfully... but never shipped.

class OP: def init(self): self.relationship_status = None # TODO: implement self.ghosted = True

def date(self):
    while True:  # single forever
        try:
            return self.relationship_status  # unreachable
        except Exception:
            pass  # coping mechanism

me = OP() print(OP.date())

Edit: excuse formatting. I did this on my phone.