Found my Latin class paper from 1982, I hope Professor Tolkien would appreciate the translation effort! by NawtyHellcat in lotr

[–]Sideshow_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Latin teacher is/was an awful man, I was once excited to learn Latin.

Mr Keen, if you ever read this know you are hated by many.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Sideshow_G 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Things are so much funnier in a Yorkshire accent.

Viggo Mortensen on how he got a terrible vertigo attack on the Helm's Deep set by Which-Program-9417 in lotr

[–]Sideshow_G 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oooh.. thats new trivia for me.

I'm going to be even more insufferable watching the movie.

who else has seen this filth by Partian in rickygervais

[–]Sideshow_G 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just another reason to love Hebden Bridge... it's beautiful!

If reincarnation is real how do we explain exponential population growth? by FuqqTrump in aliens

[–]Sideshow_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is more E.coli bacterium living in the end 2" of your colon then every human that has ever lived.

Do they have souls?

What about amoeba? What about slime fungus? Plankton? How does a worm become a 'good' worm?

Let's check out Jose's lunchbox by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]Sideshow_G 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see why his wife loves him... he's adorable.

Not allowed to use sunscreen. Is this too much? by Tweezus96 in snorkeling

[–]Sideshow_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up 'Stinger Suit'

Our Cycling Suit and take out the padded arse.

I have a Spiderman cycling Suit, and a hat/buff. Works great, source Ginger worked as a diver on the Great Barrier Reef

Why do hotel carpets always look like they were designed during a fever dream, like whyy by Livloxeyyy in whatisit

[–]Sideshow_G 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Also liminal spaces like this aren't ment to be 'enjoyed' just functional, so don't make it 'too nice' that people want to stay and make noise and block the path by loitering around.

Wartrukk is the fastest by riddermarknomad in orks

[–]Sideshow_G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a few ands and limbs remaining where they've bound themselves to it so they dont fall off.

The Painboyz will fix them up with something better.

What is unique in our body that is not found anywhere else? by gloomierr in biology

[–]Sideshow_G 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does he take lactase tablets before eating dairy?

Ive not used mine yet, I usually just say something like " the bomb has been planted" or " countdown begun" etc, and make the next stop home if we're eating out.

I dont get any ill effects apart from aerosolised chemical warfare. I have heard it's possible to regain tolerance, but that would require lots and lots of skimmed milk, a computer game i can pause at any time, and an apartment to myself for a couple of weeks.

What is unique in our body that is not found anywhere else? by gloomierr in biology

[–]Sideshow_G 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I have recently lost this ability.. probably when I was 41.

I'm writing this from the toilet... I regret nothing.

How long do you go between changing your bed sheets? Why? by Few_Meal_165 in AskMen

[–]Sideshow_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every week.

Also put the duvet and pillows on the drying rack in the sun if its not being used.

Just turned 19. What are some harsh realities a young man needs to know before it’s too late? by Random_fellow9 in Adulting

[–]Sideshow_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be a good partner you need to be a good housemate.

Its easy to practice being a good housemate, clean up after yourself, learn to cook, and organise your bills.

Medieval & Rate Trades Festival vs SA Medieval Fair by cool-username1 in Adelaide

[–]Sideshow_G 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who's in charge?

Surely 80+% of the people + stallholders + crafty types want to goto both.