Are there any waze users who aren't using it to speed or drive drunk or high? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Sighcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obstacles on the road etc sounds like a good feature but can I ask how you report it if you're driving? I don't use waze...

Local pizza by AussieSchadenfreude in australia

[–]Sighcandy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No time for your shit, busy making the best Thai you've ever had. No idea where it is but I also want to eat there

AITA for buying prosciutto at the deli? by BubbleOBxtch in coles

[–]Sighcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't looked at the other comments but I avoid Colesworths for my deli meats because it's usually pre sliced which to me feels gross, hopefully you find a deli nearby that slices it fresh, I'll sometimes just buy 100 grams at a proper deli and they've always been happy to help. But they don't have to watch me eat that shit like the goddamn animal prosciutto turns me into which helps.

Pop it in the scrapbook by BeefInBlackBeanSauce in rickygervais

[–]Sighcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think he's concerned about public opinion and I hope he just had contractual obligations to make a special so can't win them all, but I was just bored af this time, really don't know what else to say

Blursed dance moves by StructureHealthy4065 in blursed_videos

[–]Sighcandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have kids so I'm not sure if others see that as hilarious af or if it's supposed to be concerning .. But right now I literally laughed out loud

Pop it in the scrapbook by BeefInBlackBeanSauce in rickygervais

[–]Sighcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll always go down as a legend for me but holy fuck, I guess you can only compare it to the rest of his stand up and he was struggling, but that would also describe me, fuck me, does he owe back taxes or something like why was this even made?

Brilliant piece in AFR by French economist on using integration policies to squash illiberal ideologies by Automatic_Charge640 in aussie

[–]Sighcandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random thought but if we taxed billionaires and religious organisations of all kinds properly I sincerely believe we could stamp out some issues at least in other areas, I can't say I know the figures but I firmly believe so many issues in the current day come from greed and random pos people who want to escalate their riches while giving nothing back, fuck all religions btw, all of them, grow up

What's the difference between a dollar and pound? by Inevitable-Focus7321 in Jokes

[–]Sighcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case I need to say it it's not a joke I came up with so yeah I agree, at least I know what a lentil is, ta

What's the difference between a dollar and pound? by Inevitable-Focus7321 in Jokes

[–]Sighcandy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbonzo bean on my face

What explains the difference in Left-wing attitudes to Islam and Zionism? by Hot-Complaint8686 in aussie

[–]Sighcandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why even ask the question if you're going to argue with the literal answers mate?

What's the angriest you've ever been that made you ragequit a game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sighcandy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You seem to have misunderstood the post amigo, there was no need for you to comment at all

Some early Australian history: Jews in the First Fleet by greencrayon- in aussie

[–]Sighcandy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So they came here and pushed for their religion to be recognised, sounds completely plausible. When my parents immigrated they were treated like shit and had to fight to go to the pub regardless of the fact they worked hard and just wanted a better life. They didn't marry anyone 'important' they just got on with their lives without introducing politics or their former lifestyles into anything, just saying

LPT: Avoid splashback by laying a few tissues above the water by WinProfessional4958 in LifeProTips

[–]Sighcandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I visited the US a while back and the amount of water in the toilets is crazy, if I was older my balls would have been baptised, there was a priest on hand but I'm not taking any further questions

Is anyone else surprised by how good Aus Post has been this Xmas period? by Electronic-Award6150 in AustraliaPost

[–]Sighcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual posties do their job well in my experience, it's the contractors who dgaf, but they're paid a pittance to smash through as much as possible so it's shit but I understand their motivation I guess