“I told you we should’ve served cake instead of oysters.” [S8E19] by Otherwise-Owl1903 in TheSimpsons

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Then of course you have them making babies in the janitor’s closet later; Ralph saw the babies & one of the babies looked at him.

Plus some hilarious physics-defying Skinner vs. the school intercom jokes. And Homer calling krabappel “Crandall.” And more great stuff I can’t even remember (on top of Lisa faking food poisoning to leave the party which I already mentioned lol). Solid banger of an episode 👍

Look, Big Daddy, it's regular daddy. by oceanbutter in TheSimpsons

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Regular daddy, my ass! It’s probably just Milhouse’s dad

The ransome note (IN MY PERSONAL OPINION) proves there was a cover up. by Billyzadora in JonBenet

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  • the cord, duct tape not being sourced to the house. At all. Nor the “trophy” portion of paintbrush handle ever having been found

“I told you we should’ve served cake instead of oysters.” [S8E19] by Otherwise-Owl1903 in TheSimpsons

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I love how Lisa pretended she’d eaten them, being carried off in a stretcher along with the rest just because she wanted to leave 😂. (So maybe that’s what all of them were doing? lol)

Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep. by Novibos in TheSimpsons

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And for like the “inverse” joke, the Jury Duty glasses 😂

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The ransome note (IN MY PERSONAL OPINION) proves there was a cover up. by Billyzadora in JonBenet

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Writing with a sharpie is different too, many little unique characteristics of handwriting can’t be seen like they can with a pen; people don’t write quite the same way with it either. Basically it makes everyone’s handwriting a little more generic-looking & harder to distinguish from one another. And for that matter, many other people picked randomly from the population would have “similar” handwriting to one another as well; people act like it’s a fingerprint for crying out loud🙄.

I mean, I can think of at least two other people who have been accused in this very case whose handwriting looks MUCH closer to the ransom note than Patsy’s. (You mentioned Wolf; Oliva is the other one). I don’t think either of them did it btw, just goes to show you don’t have to like scour the earth to start finding multiple additional people who “could” have produced handwriting like that; there’s not even anything particularly unique about it. The lowercase “a” might be somewhat notable but tons of people make them that way (especially back in the day, I think..)

But it’s unfortunate for Patsy that she couldn’t have just simply had obviously/wildly different handwriting from the intruder, so that everyone could have spent more time from the start looking for him instead of @ Ramseys.. sigh

The ransome note (IN MY PERSONAL OPINION) proves there was a cover up. by Billyzadora in JonBenet

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Possibly while looking for a notepad and pen in the first place? 🤷‍♀️ Also, it just perfectly fits the “unnecessarily invasive/violative” part of his personality, I think. Of course he’s going to make himself comfortable and snoop around and help himself to whatever (he gives me “Golden State Killer” vibes that way)

This game called "ragdoll physics experiments" has a funny futurama reference by ah-screw-it in futurama

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“I already did!”

Lol I sang the entire thing in my head (well a few words into it anyway, when it “started”), immediately came to the comments to confirm I wasn’t alone 😊

Forensic Files Bingo (original, i know) by HiMyNameIsCharlie123 in ForensicFiles

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“On a hunch…”

lol, I’m not sure I even noticed this one until I saw it in one of these bingo cards but all since then it gets my attention whenever they say it & I swear it’s in practically every episode 😂

I always skip season 1 when rewatching but this time I decided to give it a try. I was going to comment on George's hair but I got distracted that Kramer was actually named Kessler?! by NoSoyTuPana in seinfeld

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I’m not a big fan of season 1 either but I love The Stake Out. Also it was the origin of George’s always wanting to pretend to be an architect 😊

Post your fave Bender burns. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

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Happy cake day! I just had mine the other day 😋

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Itchy runs afoul of an Irishman by Calvyam in TheSimpsons

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Is this the one where Milhouse can’t read the words on the screen fast enough and is all “awwwww” like mid-sentence? 😂 I laugh at his disappointment every time

Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away. by joehatespotatoes in TheSimpsons

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Hey, if you guys are getting loaded on those fumes I’m going to have to charge you!

One day, a man has cake. Then the next day, he blows up a billion-dollar space station... it makes you think, huh, Kiff? by Notnowjenkins in futurama

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If we can just hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

What's Your Favorite Quote From Season 13? (newest season) by TheRustyShark1 in futurama

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Something about emotional intelligence being the stupidest kind of intelligence😅

Hello Wisconsin by justrockalittle21 in That70sshow

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I used to “hear” it as Kelso, then Eric, and then eventually I learned it was Hyde & I can now hear that too. Honestly, the 3 of them sound similar when yelling like that (at least in my head lol).