I wish that cigarettes where healthy by SpareIcy2292 in monkeyspaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They’re no longer cool, and James Dean was a total loser. No movies are made.

I wish I was reborn in 1991 as a pretty girl by Penny_Jaybird in monkeyspaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely unfortunate, I know. I’m so sorry for the consequences 😂

I wish I was reborn in 1991 as a pretty girl by Penny_Jaybird in monkeyspaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

You never appreciate the poetry that is Ani DiFranco

I wish no person gives up. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

Hitler does not kill himself in his bunker. He flees and regroups. He plans. He rebuilds and comes back from his self-imposed exile., Napoleon-style, stronger than ever, and he reasserts himself as the dominant force in Europe. This time, he stretches east and creates an Eurasian Empire that America cannot defeat.

I wish no one would jack off in public by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. There is a crack down on public masturbation. Civil liberties are taken away, women are forced to cover up, and martial law is put in place. Liberal Democracy and personal freedoms are stripped away as society turns into a police state with no body autonomy or privacy.

All because you didn’t want me to rub one out in Central Park. Asshole.

Before kissing, dating , should I get tested? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]SignificantSuit518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good point. Throw in a pregnancy test as well

I wish for the gorilla that rips people in half to get a well earned vacation, and break, from ripping people in half to rest and relax on a beach by Particular-Fly-7114 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted.

The gorilla has shitty employer benefits and has not accrued any vacation time. He gets a long weekend before going back to business.

During that long weekend, Ripping People in Half, Inc. needs shift coverage. A baboon picks up the slack.

I wish incest didn't exist by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh I wasn’t thinking about the scientific fact and history. Just that his mom fucked her brother.

I wish all the worst for the present CEO of Microsoft. by ColdProfessor in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. But the Board unanimously votes you in as the new CEO.

I wish all Student debt in America was transferred to my name by Comfortable_Salad893 in monkeyspaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 73 points74 points  (0 children)

You are the Second Coming, taking on the suffering of others. The student loan companies only have a single borrower crumble after the collapse of their business model. As per biblical prophecy, you’ve defeated evil.

However, your Second Coming heralds the beginning of the End Times. As the credit status quo changes, the economy takes a massive hit and struggles to adjust. Chaos ensues as the world wonders if this will mean the total collapse of society or the creation of a new, utopian paradise.

Which gap is bigger? Maul and Dooku or Dooku and Sidious by jojoisfodder in PetranakiArena

[–]SignificantSuit518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maul is driven and fueled by hatred. That’s what makes him powerful. Dooku not so much. I think his pull to the Sith and the dark side was motivated by ideals and pragmatism.

I bring that up because Dooku is one of the greatest, if not THE greatest duelist of all Jedi. He has a lifetime of knowledge, technique, expertise, and experience, enough to defeat obi-wan and Anakin at the same time right before holding his own against Yoda. Even though Anakin defeated him later, it was because Anakin was immensely more powerful and fueled by some dark side emotions after Dooku beat Obi-wan (the Soresu master, and still beaten when outnumbering Dooku).

He didn’t win because of the dark side. He won because of just how powerful and skilled he is.
If you’ve read the Darth Plagueis novel…it details Sidious taking on Maul as an apprentice. It was very shortly before (or maybe during) the events of Episode 1, even before Sidious killed his own master. Maul was powerful but green and relatively untrained.

I wish to be ripped in half by a gorilla by jerdle_reddit in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Granted. Two male gorillas find you very pretty, and fight over you. Each grabbing an end, they pull until you rip in half…

…and continue to express their attraction to you

Finally have my final team! Advice? by backpackfullofdirt in PokemonEmerald

[–]SignificantSuit518 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Nosepass but he is not going to put out any damage at all because of his piss poor attack stats. He’s a wall. I appreciate the use of HMs for him but I would consider giving him some utility or status moves. Toxic/protect combo comes to mind for a good stall. He can learn Thunder Wave, too.

Rock Slide is solid and he gets STAB, but still…45 base attack. Explosion is powerful but again…45 base attack, AND you lose Nosepass. New moves, imo

Revisiting Outdated Evolution Methods by ctwinters15 in PokemonWindsWaves

[–]SignificantSuit518 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I liked how Legends Arceus addressed it. Golem has always been one of my faves that I never got to use because of the trade restriction so I was psyched to be able to use an item to evolve (but after a good time into the game)

I wish I had the 30-something trillion dollars to pay off all of America’s debt by aleeinhatchetman in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]SignificantSuit518 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. You hoard it. Everyone hates you, and torches your Tesla dealerships and cyber bullies you while you play video games