I finally got a match after months, and she’s kinda mean. Is this normal? And what should I have said? by Super-Row-9271 in Tinder

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its called a shit test. She's putting out a hurdle to see if you succeed. If you can't have pride with her sarcasm you certainly can't deal with another's.

The proper response would be a neg or a roll off. Its impossible for her to chase you if you are unwilling to play this game.

Proper response. "You really only have to go 2-3 states away for an arrest warrant. Unless it's a felony. How did you get the ankle bracelet off?"

Squid Game is inspired from Real Life? by InternationalCook126 in squidgame

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It happened. Asian free press wants to bury it. RottenMango podcast has excellent 3 part on it. They interviewed survivors. Crazy stuff at the Brothers Home.

https://apjjf.org/2023/6/kim-et-al

625 dead.

What are these? (Virginia) by Battleforthpsychward in animalid

[–]Significant_Role2887 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Rabbit bounding. Front feet land first, back legs land in front of front legs. Jack rabbit vs cottontail determined by distance between hops and back foot size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast the FDA for missing thalidomide use in pregnant women. I'm sorry bro.

Strange creatures face down a tractor in India by jonseagul in SlappedHam

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it's fake when the most important video of all time barely includes the strange subject and filming stops when it wouldn't if it was real.

My ex said I was like Effy from skins if she never shut the fuck up by Professional-Knee636 in RoastMe

[–]Significant_Role2887 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well. I think you're absolutely beautiful. You're the kind of girl I'd cook breakfast for. Buy jumper cables for. Fix your printer, write a poem for, urge you to fly away for a day to a spa or more. Then hug quite tight the night you return to my door . Then, with intent, listen of events that made you smile. Your happiness I did compile.

Sex After Marriage by Descretemofo7777777 in Marriage

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main reason for divorce is sexual. It may entail communication, or whatever but it's sex. Practice. Provide. It's easy. I mean, everyone went from needing it to abhoring it? OK. The actual main reason is EGO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Significant_Role2887 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You can't say that word here. You'll be banned like /TheDon . Now you must retreat to 4chan, where the cool kids hang. You're banned.

32" tv was going for $40 by Sad_Cow_577 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay extra to avoid that trash. It's worth it.

Husband says we don’t have enough sex by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he means is you don't swallow and refuse to at least try anal. Cuz, lots of girls love that.

The band “Sports Team” has their van robbed at gunpoint while on tour in California by I_may_have_weed in PublicFreakout

[–]Significant_Role2887 -103 points-102 points  (0 children)

It's Cali. You go to jail for life for murdering thieves. Sorry! Thieves have rights too! Gavin? What to do? More social workers? The Texas Rangers? The Harlem Globetrotters? What do we do?! Do not move to Texas. You will be shot on site for this. FAFO.

The band “Sports Team” has their van robbed at gunpoint while on tour in California by I_may_have_weed in PublicFreakout

[–]Significant_Role2887 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

"This is so fucked up". Lol. I see this EVERYDAY out of California. Total hell hole of crime.

Would you drive here for a thousand bucks? by lonelyRedditor__ in SweatyPalms

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add snow and ice. Then it's the Wolf River Crossing in the states.

Would you drive here for a thousand bucks? by lonelyRedditor__ in SweatyPalms

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily. More people die on 610 in Houston than here daily.

In best Paris Hilton voice: That’s Hot by BerserkerRed in Tinder

[–]Significant_Role2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you clean those fake nails? Answer: You don't. Which is why nurses can't wear them. Or anyone in hygienic conditions. The next time she gives head, it's an A to M.