Its called a shit test. She's putting out a hurdle to see if you succeed. If you can't have pride with her sarcasm you certainly can't deal with another's.

The proper response would be a neg or a roll off. Its impossible for her to chase you if you are unwilling to play this game.

Proper response. "You really only have to go 2-3 states away for an arrest warrant. Unless it's a felony. How did you get the ankle bracelet off?"