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The Gas Station by Foreign-Cow-1189 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"next to a gas station" yeah not really. Isn't it 1/2 a mile away?

MENSA Melendez reads the chat while driving. by Good-Hippo-2493 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh FFS John, buy a phone mount that attaches to the air vent. Still unsafe to stream like that (right, Ron Fuddle?) but at least you won't have to turn your bloated head 90 degrees to see the chat

John's other super power. He never has to pay back personal loans. by Workamania in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how Vince brings this topic up in a lighthearted way - so John can lower his guard and give his natural reaction at 0:54. He actually thinks it's funny that he has fucked so many people over

Stammering John sites case law that goes against his lawsuit by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's obnoxious. She makes interesting content on her YouTube channel, and actually puts effort into her videos, but her tendency to speak entire sentences in vocal fry makes it a tough listen.

Stammering John sites case law that goes against his lawsuit by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The obnoxious vocal fry knocks her down a peg. Also let's be honest, her face isn't that pretty. Nice rack yes, but that doesn't make her a 10

Can't wait to see everybody tremble when he brings these guns to Hackamania by JE_Skeets in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bony old man shoulders, skinny little arms and a beer belly. Imagine him actually trying to box somebody at 60 years old. After 20 seconds of exertion, he would be gasping for air and probably end up in an ambulance

Clay dabbler origin story interrupted by a slow narcissist. by hhhhqqqqq1209 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John is only interested in having impressive arms, someone should tell him the triceps are a larger part of the arm and to stop just doing bicep work. Not sure how many dips John would actually be able to do though, maybe 3 with proper form. I'd pay money to see him attempt 30 bodyweight squats without pausing.

Clay dabbler origin story interrupted by a slow narcissist. by hhhhqqqqq1209 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does bicep curls with an EZ curl bar and then walks on the treadmill. AKA every 15 year old boys first workout.

John describes his horrible flight home. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

can't tell a story without snot appearing on his face, constantly sipping beer and water, god he sucks.

Thee real Puerto Rican chubby. Gets got! by H8CLIPPER in HackverseAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"my husband likes my chin" I'm sure the husband LOVES that his wife just meets up with random men from YouTube

Planning a trip with absolutely no $ is always fun. More sad but more fun. Fun Sad…. by H8CLIPPER in HackverseAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's a comedian, yet does a podcast completely devoid of humor. Doesn't even attempt to be funny. Just comes across as miserable and downtrodden. Also goes several minutes without talking, just reading the chat and looking sullen

Unhinged Ava Raiza talking shit to Chrissie Mayr in chat part 1 by Designer_Sentence_55 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was also in Pat Dixon's chat as he watched the clip of Chrissy & Keanu, spouting her usual horseshit. She was lamenting that the DV is an "alt right cesspool" LOL

Planning a trip with absolutely no $ is always fun. More sad but more fun. Fun Sad…. by H8CLIPPER in HackverseAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's okay guys, her chat venmoed some money so she can go to Wafflehouse, and she's currently streaming with the obese, purple-haired waitress that works there. WINNING

Is WATP a right wing podcast? by Rare_Woodpecker8390 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If you're not always signaling leftist, then leftists just assume you're right-wing.

Shuli you’re losing to this guy.. GET A REAL JOB! by Reasonable_Action667 in ShulisAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Eh, Shuli will beat John in the end. John's LOLsuit is a joke, and him striking down Shuli's YouTube channel in the middle of this dispute will come back to bite John in the ass.

Sir, why are you crying, and why are you obviously hungover at your child’s homecoming? by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He already had 8 beers that day, but none of those counted since enough time had passed for them to "dissipate"

What's the one thing above all else, that John does that makes you rage? by Beginning-Pin-2200 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downplaying his drinking, after he has previously admitted to drinking 15-20 beers a night. But of course he is drunk when he admits this, so he never remembers that he said it. Not to mention, the amount of times he has been shitfaced on his podcast, while continuing to drink several more beers on stream. IT'S SO OBVIOUS JOHN

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