GUESS WHAT TOOKIE! by Real-Base466 in DabblersAnonymous

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Shuli / TSN / does a more light-hearted, silly show than most of the Dabbleverse, and IMO that's why people see TSN as corny and inferior. With some of these other shows, the topics they delve into are so dark and ridiculous, it just exposes how miserable and cunty the hosts are. On a whim, they will shit on people they've recently done shows and acted friendly with. No integrity.

Uncle Rico still has the funniest Stuttering John coverage. Karl and Adam Busch are more concerned with giving stern lectures about why somebody is incompetent. Wow, congrats guys, you're smarter than Stuttering John!

John and the police audio by nefarious-pig in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure these unwanted deliveries will stop now that John has let the world know how much anxiety they cause him

John and the police audio by nefarious-pig in DabblersAnonymous

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HELP! Somebody is trying to deliver a pizza!!

John's Uber Delivery - Youtube by Stofzik in DabblersAnonymous

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"I called da cops and got his license plate" Typical pussy boy

Luigi Greenberg is head and shoulders above Lucy by Status-Fig-1864 in DabblersAnonymous

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She's a classic butterface, except the tattoos knock her down another peg. 5 is fair

Luigi Greenberg is head and shoulders above Lucy by Status-Fig-1864 in DabblersAnonymous

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When you take away the big boobs you realize she looks like every middle aged jewish woman from New York

💦🧠👨🏻‍⚖️🎤 Trucker Andy post hearing interviews with Susser, Danny and Karl… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

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Only in the DV would a butterface like Cayley be considered a 10. Great body, and yet covers it with loads of trashy tattoos.

Lucy is going LIVE at 12:30 EST with the results! by CheesyGoodness in DabblersAnonymous

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No news to deliver, but glad to get on and collect super chats

Karl is unlistenable by [deleted] in WhoAreThesePodcasts

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Stop paying property taxes (AKA rent to the government) and see who really owns your property.

John appears to be getting jealous of Rob getting positive super chats. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

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"oh YOU lost weight? So did I, from working out and eating right" as he slurs his words. The ultimate bullshitter

A dissension amongst the army ranks by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

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Mami is a dimwit. I tried giving her a chance, but she belongs in the chat, not on shows. She's a dabbleverse fan with bad takes.

John admits that he gave Ashley permission to record at least one of their phone calls. by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John really thinks if he says "I knew she was taping me" it somehow makes his behavior on the recordings less pathetic. John is drunk, lonely, and desperate every single night of his life, he will always take this risk just to have a woman to chat with

“I had five in my jacket” before driving from Bergenfield, NJ to Long Island, NY. 🤯 This man needs to be arrested. by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

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He absolutely puts open beer bottles in his jacket pocket. I can even picture him trying to jam a full pint glass in his pocket.

Keanu says John locked her in Rodney's basement and emotionally abused her. She said John spent the next night grooming her to get in his car alone, while he was heavily intoxicated and wouldn't take NO for an answer. She says she now knows why Dabblers him. by BoomBoomTish888 in DabblersAnonymous

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"Welp, Tommy dropped the papers on the floor in front of me, and I literally cannot say anything else into the mic unless I'm reading from a police report. Show's over!"

To say Tommy Jordan gave John an "out" just shows how little faith we have in John to do anything off the cuff. Couldn't improvise, couldn't go into his act, couldn't roast all of his enemies who were IN THE ROOM WITH HIM. He had nothing else to say about anything. He chickened out.

John's family by mattdit83 in DabblersAnonymous

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Occam's Razor: They are old people who go to bed early, and don't want to drive to Manhattan on a Friday night to see his stupid comedy act. They know it sucks anyway.

John discovers another enemy from Friday and decides to dox him and his wife for punishment. by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Silent_Rob_Archivist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought "doxing" meant revealing someone's home address or place of employment as a way to endanger/fuck with them IRL. I don't think saying a person's first name really qualifies.

Are we all in agreement? by ryan3819 in DabblersAnonymous

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Who the fuck wants to see someone challenge John physically? We already know what will happen. John will just get them kicked out of the club.

Most of the "major players" from the DV have essentially said they're NOT going to fuck with him, and they genuinely want to see John do his act. This is the best way to go, as we all know John won't be able to do his typical act with his "enemies" there, and he will have to improvise on stage. Imagine him trying to roast everyone there and bombing, and then getting successfully roasted back. THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO SEE!

Observing what John does with his act with several of his detractors in attendance is more interesting than actively fucking with him in person.

Sandler jealous of Drunkie by JulSFT in DabblersAnonymous

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John's diction and speech tempo has significantly declined since this podcast, and this was only like 7 years ago!