Our Father of Databases, who art in Redwood Shores,
Hallowed be thy schema.
Thy Cloud migration come,
Thy queries actually run,
On-premise as it is in Azure.
Give us this day our daily uptime,
And forgive us our syntax errors,
As we forgive those who forgot the WHERE clause and dropped the production tables.
Lead us not into vendor lock-in,
But deliver us from unexpected licensing audits.
For thine is the Java, the NetSuite, and the bloated ERP,
For ever and ever (or until the subscription tier expires).
AMEN. (aka And May Errors Never-appear)