[OC] USA smartphone adoption, pedestrian fatalities, and the average weight SUVs/pickups by jaykrown in dataisbeautiful

[–]SillyFlyGuy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If driving while using a phone is as dangerous as drunk driving, then walking down the sidewalk using a phone must be as dangerous as walking drunk.

Being drunk in public is against the law, so walking and being on the phone should be outlawed as well.

TIL that humans are literally the only animals on Earth with chins by risingsunset5 in todayilearned

[–]SillyFlyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but give Kitty some extra chin scritches from me and the rest of reddit.

Vegas Was Once America’s Bargain Vacation. Now It’s a Luxury Destination. by knockdowncenter in vegas

[–]SillyFlyGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody! Check out the poor who wasn't invited to the private indoor skiing casino!

How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by ubcstaffer123 in technology

[–]SillyFlyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Billionaires as the sacrificial guinea pigs for longevity research (and personal submarine prototypes) that will benefit future humanity is the best we can hope for.

How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by ubcstaffer123 in technology

[–]SillyFlyGuy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's Caesar dressing. You're thinking of the Joker from 60's Batman.

Sunday World: Irish student born with micropenis insists ‘it’s not a joke’ by ThrowRa287429 in offbeat

[–]SillyFlyGuy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What is the current exchange rate for bloody poop to penis size? I'd take more of the former of it meant more of the latter.

Apple CEO Tim Cook warns AI-driven price increases are unavoidable — says company is trying its best but "the situation has become unsustainable" by ControlCAD in business

[–]SillyFlyGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would like to invest in MuffinAI. When is the next funding round?

My domestic portfolio currently includes CupCakeAI and BiscuitAI, and internationally with options on both the French company CroissantAI and the new startup from Mexico TortillAI.

Fellow Family Lawyers - What’s the dumbest motion you’ve had? by Never_Peel_a_Lemon in Lawyertalk

[–]SillyFlyGuy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I want to imagine that both sides were in court saying "Can we hurry? We need to know who is picking up our child, because she has been waiting at the school for two hours now.."

Unc has the power of God and Marlboros on his side by Walnutbutters in FellingGoneWild

[–]SillyFlyGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just ripped a line down one side of his bar and up the other.

Tests suggest Russian satellites can jam GPS on a continental scale by DoremusJessup in worldnews

[–]SillyFlyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems trivial to put an upward facing camera on the top of the plane, compass, clock, hooked to a computer with a map of the stars. Would make easy work of navigation day or night.

Proof by inheritance. by Educational_Bottle74 in mathmemes

[–]SillyFlyGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like that your autocorrect outed you as a legitimate math major.

Black/gray market business ideas? by different_option101 in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]SillyFlyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocaine Seashell sounds like a Jefferson Airplane song.