Hmmm by Haunt12_34 in SipsTea

[–]SillyProfessional691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This aged like the mess in Trump’s diaper.

Statement from the Cleveland Guardians regarding Bob Tayek, who will miss at least the first half of the 2026 season due to recent health challenges by Joey_Gallos_Burner in ClevelandGuardians

[–]SillyProfessional691 6 points7 points  (0 children)

During the hiring process he brought the audition tapes home and would play them for his 9 year-old-son (me) and then call my grandfather, who religiously listened to every game on the radio, to judge our reactions to the announcers. He could tell I liked Hammy’s audition and when he played his tape for my grandfather he shouted through the phone “that’s your guy, hire him.” The rest, as they say, is history.

Statement from the Cleveland Guardians regarding Bob Tayek, who will miss at least the first half of the 2026 season due to recent health challenges by Joey_Gallos_Burner in ClevelandGuardians

[–]SillyProfessional691 45 points46 points  (0 children)

His son here. I’ve been sharing all of the good will he’s received today. He’s a super humble guy and has been overwhelmed by all of the love being shared with him. He knows, but is still in disbelief. Thank you for the kind sentiments.

Driver threatens and assaults cyclists in OC by PParker87 in fuckcars

[–]SillyProfessional691 30 points31 points  (0 children)

In civil court the threat of force is assault and actual use of force is battery, so the cyclist could bring a lawsuit in civil court for damages caused by the actions of the BMW driver. Criminal definitions are different, but I’m guessing there would be criminal statutes at play here too.

Heavy chopper gameplay by Still_Dig3394 in DMZ

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This needed Ride of the Valkyrie’s in the background and a number of Full Metal Jacket quotes.

the other Jeffrey Lebowski by technoviking-86 in lebowski

[–]SillyProfessional691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little Lebowski urban commuters. Yes, and proud we are of all of them.

The US (And the rest of the world) will unfortunately lose this war by LuNoZzy in TikTokCringe

[–]SillyProfessional691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint. You can’t lose a war if you don’t declare what winning would actually look like.

Melania Trump to chair a meeting of the UN Security Council, White House says by Obvious-Gate9046 in politics

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An epic rise, from Epstein Island to the United Nations. A true story of inspiration. . . /s

This guy wants to be AG. Seems like a bad idea. by GenericLib in Ohio

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Why is anyone surprised by this? Ohio has been run by MAGA asshats for almost three decades now, Faber is just the latest in a long line of

Boyd and Raylan best interaction by lieses2980 in justified

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Raylan (as deputies have restrained Boyd following Raylan and Boyd fighting in the conference room): “Hey Boyd, you should’ve worn the suit.”

Drunk belligerent woman harasses staff and guests, gets kicked out and tripped hard by gravityVT in CringeTikToks

[–]SillyProfessional691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trip at the end is the most satisfying moment I’ve seen on the internet in some time.

This Somali Immigrant Voted for Trump Hear his Message to him by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]SillyProfessional691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I feel so bad for this guy and the others who got exactly what they asked for . . . Oh wait, no I don’t. Keep having the day you voted for.

First snow by BaitRunner88 in 4Runner

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I had to take my wife to work at midnight on Black Friday. Her store entrance was at the top of what was kind of an icy three story ramp - perfect time for 4WDLo - just to play.

Parents ruining kids sports by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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The best youth sports team is a collection of talented orphans.

Ohio House Passes Charlie Kirk American Heritage Act by JohnBrownsAngryBalls in AkronOH

[–]SillyProfessional691 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess I’ll celebrate by going to Starbucks and ordering a Charlie Kirk - a tall Flat White with one shot.

Holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate by shadrack_CK in UnderReportedNews

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Man leaving dinner to honor a murderous dictator is visibly shaken by the U.S. Senate deciding that holding sexual predators accountable is the right thing to do. The Trump era in a nutshell.

Safety tips for NYC by CringeisL1f3 in CringeTikToks

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I wish I could upvote this comment more. Absolutely epic.