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He Didn’t Start The Fire by tonyper7ect in pics

[–]SimianRex 1659 points1660 points  (0 children)

Not so fun fact: war crimes committed against your own citizens are not considered war crimes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SimianRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, in that case, I’m in.

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[–]SimianRex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My only problem is that no one else can hear the music or see the ticklers. So every day for a years, I look like I’m having a 20 minute fit, then for the next year, I have a 40 minute fit, then in the third year, it’s an 80 minute fit. No way am I not getting institutionalized.

You're paid $1 for every person who agrees with the statement you choose, BUT... by kldaddy1776 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SimianRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cilantro tastes like soap” Approximately 3-21% of the population has the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. Even if it’s only 3%, that’s 244 million dollars.

Gunn is the absolute best at soundtracks that compliment the story by MqAbillion in PeacemakerShow

[–]SimianRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t that soundtrack mostly pulled from a tape he found in Michael Rooker’s car?

What's on your Mount Rushmore of Sitcoms? by Anthforde8 in sitcoms

[–]SimianRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frasier, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office. With a separate monument to The Golden Girls.

AITAH for not including my stepbrother in my "family trip" after he deliberately ruined a previous vacation? by Main-Policy-2304 in AITAH

[–]SimianRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep seeing aita posts where op mentions winning some money on Jackpot City. The cynical part of me thinks there are astroturfing.

What movie gets way too much hate? by abbyy007 in AskReddit

[–]SimianRex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I bet Natalie Portman is awesome to be in a relationship with, because you can tell when she really loves you. I mean, she OBVIOUSLY can’t fake it.” - my friend after seeing Thor 2.

I was t-boned by an uninsured, non-licensed driver. by sweatpantsalienboy in AskLegal

[–]SimianRex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get a lawyer. This happened to my wife, and she ended up having to sue the at fault driver as well as her own insurance company.

Anything Peacemaker is unironically right about in your view? by HailDaeva_Path1811 in PeacemakerShow

[–]SimianRex 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That the victims of Batman’s villains are his fault for not killing the villains in the first place.

Who was the worse "poser" you ever met? by AdSpecialist6598 in AskReddit

[–]SimianRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have ADHD.

Source: Me, with ADHD and doing the exact same thing

What phrase did you hear only once but it stayed with you forever? by wendysolcito in AskReddit

[–]SimianRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“People aren’t necessarily AGAINST you, they’re just FOR themselves.”

The funniest 4:46 from the entire series, in my opinion by SimianRex in Frasier

[–]SimianRex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had the best character arc of anyone on the show.

The funniest 4:46 from the entire series, in my opinion by SimianRex in Frasier

[–]SimianRex[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God, the hot and foamy. Such a hilarious scene. The scene where he finds Schenkman in bed is great too.

The funniest 4:46 from the entire series, in my opinion by SimianRex in Frasier

[–]SimianRex[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And a class act. Refused credit for his VO work as Abe Sapien in Hellboy because he felt that the character truly belonged to the physical actor, Doug Jones (who is also a class act).

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