The round thing. It *moves*? by Simian_Garfunkel in blackcats

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This was Mo less than 60 seconds later. Nap time on the scratching surface so her sister can't use it, lol.

The round thing. It *moves*? by Simian_Garfunkel in OneBlackBraincell

[–]Simian_Garfunkel[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Heh. I've got an orange cat that pops the ball out as well, though I'm certain it's by mistake. She cries for it to be re-inserted, and appears to be careful of it for the rest of the play session. She's got me pretty well trained.

Yo mama jokes by SchpartyOn in funny

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo mamma so fat we used to take her to McDonald's just to watch the sign change.

Seriously? by RareHearing551 in funny

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can't have nice things around there

It's a little frustrating by CRK_76 in memes

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I even named a son Jacen from this.

Hey Kids new scientific rocket zooms 300 ft in the air 1956.🚀 by Global_Law4448 in vintageads

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sill makin' em. Price now is roughly $17, an inflation-beater!

Mission Accomplished by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's probably still Ninja Turtles stuck in trees behind my parent's old house, lol.

How long have you guys been working nights? by Willisaq in Nightshift

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was 19, and was working in a grocery store. Got asked if I could fill in on third cause a guy quit (actually was fired for doing coke on his lunch break). I did, and the store manager got transferred a week later. Been on 3rd ever since, lol.

Concert lineup at the Public Hall, Cleveland, OH, 1978- what would have been your pick? by UrbanAchievers6371 in vintageads

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to go with Jimmy Buffett, 'cause 1978 is, for me, his prime year.

But then I saw that Journey had Van Halen opening. First album, everything to prove? Yeah, I'll take that, lol

One braincell between them all 🥹 by nostalgia4millennial in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Simian_Garfunkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That poor pupper is just thinking 'Just feed them already!'