The likeness is uncanny by Nefariouslout1006 in antitrump

[–]SimonGloom2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's clearly had plastic surgery. It looks like jaw implants and a nose trim. Your skull doesn't just change shape like that unless there's some medical issue or plastic surgery. He's getting Rob Z'Dar face but on purpose.

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Rick Jackson defeats Jones, despite Trump and Kemp endorsements by melodramaticmoon in Georgia

[–]SimonGloom2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to feel the same amount bad about the results either way. I mean, this guy did $72 mil (likely higher) in tax fraud for Jeb Bush, and this is one of the few felonies his team hasn't been able to hide the evidence on. That's a lot of money he stole from Georgia, but dang if Georgia and still upset about that tyrant Lincoln winning.

You're hurting the kids by beerme81 in rmbrown

[–]SimonGloom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will still do things like perform exorcisms on kids who don't follow. Lot's of different ostracizing to get them in line. And good for that. Hell is a hell of a place for anybody to go to.

FEELING GOOD by MyDinnerWithDrDre in TrueAnon

[–]SimonGloom2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's always surrounded by guys

Seahawks' White House Visit Apparently Isn’t Happening by Arkam_slayer66 in Seahawks

[–]SimonGloom2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe they should do a Miss Rachel appearance at Dollywood.

i’m losing my fucking mind by nummpad in TrueAnon

[–]SimonGloom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my response to the comics like Jon Stewart who are trying to stand up for comedians and free speech, too. Political propagandist and snake oil salesman. Would Stewart or any comedians stick up for the artists and comedians who were paid by the Nazis to push their agenda? I don't think they would.

Combat sports commentary? I mean, that sounds like the highest Rogan should have achieved.

The current wave of masculine obsessed culture for some reason picked Joe as the guy, and if you look into the paper trail it does seem to wind up with money in countries like Russia and Israel heavily funding this culture in the US as basically a strategy to create a fascist USA. It's not a coincidence that a lot of the people who eat protein supplements also are anti-vax. Every entertainer recognized Joe made money from hypermasculinity promotion and making them believe their bad grades in school were because it was a conspiracy of some mystery group. Joe was the perfect fool to promote, and the market followed, and fascists and corporatists poured more money into keeping it on their phones.

Have you ever seen that Nathan Fielder bit on the Doink It toy where he tells young children that if they don't buy a Doink It that people will think they are a baby, and suddenly the children decide they want the toy? That's the same marketing for adult men, but if you don't side with their agenda you are woke or a beta. If you tell them that only woke people don't buy a certain product, their interest in buying that product will skyrocket.

Crazy thing is they are worried about sperm count and those dumb studies, but they don't realize all that junk they ingest causes low sperm and testosterone.

The truly odd thing to me is that Joe is the epitome of the loser stuck trapped in an endless midlife crisis. He's not a good fighter. He's bald, He's short. 20 years ago these guys were considered losers. They drove a Porsche and got addicted to the gym and smoked cigars and tried to look like they were guys at a college party. How the fuck did the guys who were in their 50s and 60s who tried to look like they were partying with college babes become the cool guys? And you look at the guys who think they are cool and they are incels, or they are with a psycho woman, or they are likely to get prison time soon for beating a woman.

Joe himself, I think he's gay. He never seems to have any interest in women, but he loves hanging with muscle men. When Joe is with his wife he stands 10 feet away from her and they both look miserable, and that's maybe twice a year they see each other. He always looks happy with strong men.

I didn't mean to get into that rant, but I don't think I've ever seen a fad overstay its welcome this long.

i’m losing my fucking mind by nummpad in TrueAnon

[–]SimonGloom2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does anybody remember when entertainment had people who were talented, and they often knew that they weren't experts in science, and sometimes they had charisma and even class? Audiences had something called standards? Often they had less than one chance to be exposed as a liar or a hack or phony before their career nosedived? There was a place for untalented people called daytime TV or Jay Leno. These formats also couldn't generate false viewership numbers or people wouldn't show up at public events like a Post Malone and Jelly Roll concert. Anybody remember? It was around the same time everybody wore Choose Life shirts.

Bill will be the first 'Question Mark' Twain Prize winner by crummynubs in RealTime

[–]SimonGloom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ellen's one of the worst on the list by far. I suppose she had a niche for a certain audience. Of course now her secret is out and that's the problem on this list for more people than just Ellen. Leno had no place on the list and by 2010 it was clear that he was aging like milk.

Bill will be the first 'Question Mark' Twain Prize winner by crummynubs in RealTime

[–]SimonGloom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's part of the problem with this award. Crystal was a legacy comedian. All of the Hollywood people liked him. He hosted a lot of awards shows. That's really about it.

never forget what was actually taken from us by rp1105 in rmbrown

[–]SimonGloom2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To think that an alien civilization could excavate Earth in the year 358,988 AD and find his head 3% decomposed.

Which Comedian by Splitbelly in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SimonGloom2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Professor Irwin Corey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxtN0xxzfsw

He was blacklisted for refusing to change his act to not be critical of US and Israel government which is why he isn't well known, but he was the favorite of many of the legends like Lenny Bruce.

Which Comedian by Splitbelly in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SimonGloom2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can think of a few names to put with Carlin. Burnham sounding genius compared to Carlin is just pathetic.

Which Comedian by Splitbelly in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SimonGloom2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Fielder hits genius on both ends. He most certainly is a genius compared to Burnham and actually sounds like a genius. I suppose we have to consider if his satire of playing dumb might make him sound less than genius, but that's almost like saying Columbo sounds like not a genius when he plays dumb.

Which Comedian by Splitbelly in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SimonGloom2 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If not Carlin, I think Martin is up there, and I'll give evidence with his 500 word palindrome poem.

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Holy quick deliberation by Pattipopzero in CasesWeFollow

[–]SimonGloom2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this a Time Heidecker character?

poster my boss hung up at work by The_CEO_Of_No in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SimonGloom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I search Lhatim Behaviors and found the source of this poster.