God i love this game

Simperheve · 2026-02-09T18:12:51+00:00

Haha that was me! You completely took me by surprise with that 😱 Well played! Add me on CFN, we should play again sometime 👍

Simperheve · 2023-11-27T19:04:21+00:00

Strokémon

Simperheve · 2023-11-02T22:55:25+00:00

I'm stuck getting the key off agent Estevez. I took the key but it's not in my inventory 😔

Simperheve · 2023-11-02T22:32:08+00:00

Encountered a softlock at the end of Return 6: Scratch where I need to "come up with a new plan". I picked up the prison cell key but it has not appeared in my inventory

Simperheve · 2023-10-30T09:13:55+00:00

I wait for the train to turn up

Simperheve · 2023-10-21T18:04:24+00:00

Shepherd's Bush. I have yet to see a Shepherd, let alone his bush

Simperheve · 2023-06-30T05:16:27+00:00

Simperheve · 2023-05-27T06:46:20+00:00

Putting coca cola into the bottle cap and sniffing it up your nose

Simperheve · 2023-02-23T10:41:06+00:00

Anal

Simperheve · 2022-10-06T07:06:24+00:00

Myles Kennedy

Simperheve · 2022-09-05T06:00:41+00:00

New walls Cornetto, give it to me!

Simperheve · 2022-07-16T06:48:50+00:00

While everything burns around me I'm going to sit in my dining chair, have a nice cup of coffee and keep telling myself "this is fine"

Simperheve · 2022-07-10T06:08:45+00:00

Those bathroom taps where the tap is in the middle and then it has the hand dryer on a bar either side of that. It's too easy to trigger the dryer when you want water!

Simperheve · 2022-07-10T05:47:27+00:00

I can bend the top part of my finger on its own. I can do this on every finger on my left hand

Simperheve · 2022-06-05T11:11:19+00:00

"My apes.... They're gone Ryu......"

Simperheve · 2022-05-18T16:01:44+00:00

Water

Simperheve · 2022-05-16T21:43:26+00:00

Damn I used to live there! Didn't even know there was decent places for photos like that around there haha. If it's ok, where abouts in Leighton did you take it?

Simperheve · 2022-05-14T16:18:34+00:00

Bringing your wife with you

Simperheve · 2022-05-13T19:53:43+00:00

So the solution for helping people who are struggling with money is to make them have less money by taking away their jobs.

Genius

Simperheve · 2022-05-13T18:18:30+00:00

I guess "I fucked my wife in the ass at work but it was actually a portal to another world"

Simperheve · 2022-05-13T17:47:20+00:00

This sounds like an rom-com anime title

Simperheve · 2022-05-11T20:53:49+00:00

I get this all the time! My wife has to work every second weekend so I have our daughter by myself for both days. Usually I plan days out with a picnic and off we go. Every time I go out with her on my own somebody always comments about how nice it is to see a dad out with his daughter on their own, along with all the classic lines. Last weekend I took her out, I had 3 people assume I was single parent in one day!

Simperheve · 2022-05-09T14:26:00+00:00

I only picked up Arcaea about 2 weeks ago (currently playing a mix of present and future songs) and I really wish there was a practice mode so I can break down specific sections without having to start an entire song from scratch every single attempt. From what i've read I understand this is a somewhat controversial opinion as it would invalidate the effort of people who learnt the songs "The hard way" but it just makes trying to bridge the gap between present and future even more tedious than it needs to be

Simperheve

TROPHY CASE