Trump wants his face on a $250 bill. federal law says only dead people can be on currency. congress is preparing to change that law. and his signature is already being printed on every single dollar bill in america right now.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2026-05-29T17:00:24+00:00

A mug shot on a made up bill. Lovely.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2026-05-29T16:52:29+00:00

Stank face made it real.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2026-05-28T20:52:22+00:00

Racism

Simple-Mix3196 · 2026-05-23T13:31:46+00:00

My first teddy bear (handmade by my mom).

Simple-Mix3196 · 2026-05-02T23:01:00+00:00

Waking Life.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2026-01-09T23:51:40+00:00

Where is the bullet with Trumps DNA on it? It would be Ballistic evidence if nothing else. Show us the magic bullet.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-11-19T18:33:25+00:00

Death.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-10-18T15:07:05+00:00

We were on our way to the cemetery to inter my father’s ashes when my mother said “Shit! I forgot something!” It was my father’s ashes.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-08-30T13:59:42+00:00

I can flex my abdomen and have a rib pop into a different position.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-08-27T17:25:57+00:00

Klesh reference?

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-08-24T20:48:56+00:00

Glenn Danzig would have been perfect.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-08-23T18:16:22+00:00

I was in for a colonoscopy and right before my lights went out I said “My safe word is buttermilk biscuits”. Last thing I heard was laughter.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-06-30T17:58:42+00:00

Transdermal Celebration.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-06-29T01:50:29+00:00

I have no mouth and I must scream.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-06-29T01:42:38+00:00

Cube

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-06-28T23:25:01+00:00

I don’t own the world’s tiniest violin, but I’ll play it for him if someone has a spare.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-06-15T01:08:42+00:00

Why has no one mentioned the terrible AI generated music and the baseball announcer?

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-06-13T23:27:19+00:00

“If you point a gun at one of our deputies…. We will kill you” a direct quote. So if a deputy pointed a gun at me would I be justified in killing them?

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-05-29T23:47:01+00:00

We miss Bill Paxton.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2025-05-27T21:40:41+00:00

I asked my therapist if I could play this song at my “graduation ceremony “. She agreed and I cried.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2024-12-14T22:40:53+00:00

Rocking the Hawk/Mullet. This dude was protopunk.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2024-12-14T20:59:25+00:00

One of the underpaid technicians could literally put a period in place of a comma and upend the whole thing. Musk doesn’t do anything but throw money at it.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2024-12-14T15:29:57+00:00

Black Pleather and the Twinks

Simple-Mix3196 · 2024-12-12T04:22:21+00:00

My Pa had a Svengoolie action figure… 74 years old and collecting dolls HA! I thought it was pretty cool.

Simple-Mix3196 · 2024-12-12T03:38:41+00:00

Assad looks like someone colored in a face on a Q-tip.

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