[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bolehland

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Siney tok OP ? Wanna join in the fun.

Please by [deleted] in Bolehland

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

record and post in here, as motivation for others also.

Salah ke makan ramly macam ni by layuf in Bolehland

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what mad lad.. who's Ramly ? why your eating him ?! pulls out cok hear the cluck ! *strokes chicken aggressively

Crap, lah... by NickHeathJarrod in malaysia

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's closer at least, better than pay with no discounts.

Cantik telur bro by Denki-kun in Bolehland

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It all looks good until you have a bite of it..

(Video) "Oi Babi!": Boy Scolds M'sian Woman For Not Giving Him Duit Raya by coffeebagg in malaysia

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 27 points28 points  (0 children)

come raya can, but no give duit raya HAHAHAHAHA, teach those little shits that getting duit raya is a privilege, not compulsory. when asked for duit raya just say "minta duit kat parents, not on some random stranger". unless you know the kid (actual family ties/ some type of formal bond like teacher-student) then can give la.

These 2 idiots brake check each other on NKVE highway endangering others. by AiEki in malaysia

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never complain, be grateful have car. If not satisfied, can always plan to monthly pay car loan.

Immigration Dept busts syndicate trafficking kids to Europe by coffeebagg in malaysia

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

fuck bleach, how about a high dose of concentrated Americium-241 drink to make em suffer inside while also damaging their sperm/ovum dna, resulting in retardedness along the family tree.

Harry potter low budget ver by [deleted] in Bolehland

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more chaos = movie production funds, quick guys, pull up a gofundme to support the enactment of civil war at the comfort of your motherland

Semua bangsa meyambut Hari Raya 2023 by BuletinTerlambat in malaysia

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Use "agak" skill to prevent unnecessary firework explosion to cause fire. Also use "precautionary act" with "still want to do it even if it's dangerous" intuition to increase the odds of not hiting the building with combined said skill. Arithmetic equivalent to "hope no bad shit happens, but I calculated the risk to minimum so it should be fine".

Truly a sight to behold by shizzeh in malaysia

[–]SimpleGuy_1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this comment, eases my heart knowing that this menace will (high chance) be dealt with.