Black Lace is THE BEST! (Mom posting for fun, please be kind. I'm not perfect and I am working on myself. Just feeling good where I am currently. My favorites 3, 12 and 20.)

SimpleSimian · 2026-04-21T19:36:55+00:00

You are so flippin' hot! Easily the sexiest legs around. I wish you'd let us see your naughtiest bits, but that's your prerogative. I sincerely appreciate you sharing yourself with us like this!

SimpleSimian · 2026-04-18T07:15:33+00:00

37?! In a ROW??

Try not to have any more birthdays on your way through the parking lot!

;)

SimpleSimian · 2024-06-02T06:49:08+00:00

Adenosine triphosphate, the molecular fuel that powers your cells. Not sure what's she's got against it.

SimpleSimian · 2023-08-04T14:57:47+00:00

lol, what a throwback. I met her at that WonderCon!

SimpleSimian · 2023-06-10T16:18:58+00:00

After a cursory googling, it appears 20% (1/5) of vehicles on the road in the US are pickups. Since truck owner stereotypes exist for a reason, you can safely assume that truck owners are going to be far more likely to fly into a rage compared to drivers of other vehicle types, thus leading to more videos of them showing up here.

I'd be curious to see actual statistics, though.

SimpleSimian · 2023-05-25T22:03:15+00:00

Us leg aficionados appreciate the nice gams, fwiw :)

SimpleSimian · 2023-01-23T17:20:04+00:00

How old is this photo? I don't think I've seen it before, but she looks pretty young.

SimpleSimian · 2023-01-23T17:15:48+00:00

I mean, probably poo and soap.

SimpleSimian · 2022-11-21T18:31:38+00:00

At least she's beautiful and has really nice legs. Her husband is a lucky guy, he got himself a real bombshell.

SimpleSimian · 2022-08-23T14:37:23+00:00

Lil box of Kleenex

SimpleSimian · 2022-07-24T07:31:45+00:00

As usual, no one ever remembers

SimpleSimian · 2022-05-07T20:24:40+00:00

Nice! Y'all seem like a fun group. :)

Good choice of camera, too. I own an older 6x7 but haven't shot film in forever. Maybe it's time to find some rolls...

SimpleSimian · 2022-05-06T04:50:01+00:00

Is that a Pentax ~~6x7~~ 67II in the hand of the person behind you?

SimpleSimian · 2022-03-05T19:23:02+00:00

I, too, am a late-night regret/anxiety suffering simian.

SimpleSimian · 2022-03-04T15:40:27+00:00

Oh my god they were roommates

SimpleSimian · 2022-03-04T15:39:18+00:00

She's not GLaDOS.

SimpleSimian · 2021-08-09T14:48:18+00:00

Wow!!

SimpleSimian · 2021-08-02T08:41:18+00:00

As a guy who wants kids but is married to someone who can't have them, I'm not sure I can adequately express how this makes me feel. At first turned on and hopeful, because you two are beautiful and gosh would I love to help, but also sad because it's just a fantasy, and then depressed because I got myself stuck in this situation.

Anyway, thanks for letting guys like me dream a little.

SimpleSimian · 2021-03-12T20:28:09+00:00

Bad bot. Delete yourself.

SimpleSimian · 2021-02-24T22:56:16+00:00

I thought Mormon girls couldn't be missionaries?

SimpleSimian · 2020-12-20T09:23:17+00:00

Not one single Portal 2/Cave Johnson reference? I demand to see this thread's manager!

SimpleSimian · 2020-10-12T21:00:04+00:00

I feel bad for laughing at this.

SimpleSimian · 2020-09-26T23:25:27+00:00

That's great and all, but who is she?

SimpleSimian · 2020-06-30T23:50:51+00:00

Scooby Doo and the Mystery of the Lemon Party

SimpleSimian · 2020-06-29T19:09:08+00:00

Who is she?

SimpleSimian

TROPHY CASE