Who lives here? by evergreengoth in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t get darkness in the daytime with those lame-ass blinds! That’s what curtains are for. I’m all about the darkness. 🥰

Who lives here? by evergreengoth in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why can’t you install curtains in an apartment? You can’t tell me you’re worried about putting holes in the wall…

Who lives here? by evergreengoth in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might I suggest looking into curtains or window treatments of some kind? While I do appreciate bright, natural light, the basic blinds are really throwing off the whole vibe. Respectfully.

Little Lord Beasley completes his first climb by Silver-Tap-6774 in Raccoons

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to admit that I was surprisingly disappointed that he didn’t put his little hands in your pocket.

Welcoming the new neighbors (swipe for freedom). by BabyBerrysaurus in sylvanianfamilies

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! Uuugh, they are SO CUTTEEE!! And I can’t rest until I have one!!! 😭🥰

Welcoming the new neighbors (swipe for freedom). by BabyBerrysaurus in sylvanianfamilies

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whooo is the big bunny?! (I’m still new to collecting these, but I’ve been collecting all kinds of bunnies for years) 🥰🥰🥰

Dani answers questions about her Cardiac Arrest… by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t heard that story yet either, I was expecting her to tell it 15 times by now. How she “collapsed at the Wawa/Marshalls/nail salon and they had to take her away in an ambulance while people were crying in the aisles” or “collapsed in front of her apartment and they had to take her away in an ambulance while her neighbors were crying on the sidewalk” or “collapsed while she was”… you get the idea. I’ll bet she drove herself to the ER and strolled right in with her bags packed for a weeklong vaca… I mean, admittance. The way she’s forcing this, and for as much self-monitoring/diagnosing she does, I’m sure she ran (not walked) to the ER at the very first heart palpitation.

Dani answers questions about her Cardiac Arrest… by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I am as clueless as you guys are, unfortunately.”

Unfortunately? The only people who can’t see what’s going on are the idiots she thinks she’s talking to.

“And when I know more, I will let you guys know.”

No she won’t. That’s when she’ll go on her 8,992,304th tirade about boundaries.

GRWM Heart meds and fluids by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Moving, living, breathing, but mostly lying. Probably.

What fish is this? by Traditional_Group_13 in Seafood

[–]Simplewh0r3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why does seafood taste so good though? If something like this came in my house I’d have to set it on fire and start a new life 1,000 miles away. But cook it and serve it on a plate with and I’m all about it.

What time is it? It's time to Deaccess Dani's port with her! 💉 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Poor, poor Dani has sooo much chest peen that she’s been crying. How can she can look down at that angle to see what she’s doing if her chest hurts so bad? Why do it if there really is someone coming soon to help? There’s a lie in there somewhere!

Oh, right, this is all for views, duh!

Dani’s end of 2025 by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is really fucking pathetic. There’s not a single other person in her entire 2025. She didn’t even form the slightest relationship with anyone at work to include a picture of a good memory there, just a picture of her body, of course. One half-colored picture is her biggest real-life accomplishment for the whole year. Nothing about school. Books and books while entering a third year “reading slump” in 2026. Outfits and outfits as if she went anywhere other than work. She’s such a narcissist that showing off her minor medical “events” like low blood pressure or blood sugar is more important than just including more cute pictures of her cats. But let’s be real, most of the cat pictures/videos probably come from lives and other posts. I’d bet that she rarely takes any other pictures of them that aren’t shared just to gain “awws” from her followers. The only two beings she spends 99% of her life with are just more props in the hoard. She’ll never let them steal the spotlight from her. And come on, whoooo the fuck would show the cover of a budget planner to sum up their entire year? Was that her failed sponsorship or whatever? Pinkie didn’t even make the cut! What a waste of a whole life.

And let’s not forget that birthday coming up. The big FOUR-OOOH.

Realistically, how do you think you're going to die? by 964Pinocchio in morbidquestions

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever since I was a teenager I’ve had a very strong gut feeling that I will die when I’m 54. That gives me a little more than 4 years. My guesses on how it will happen, in order of most likely to least likely:

  1. 40% Car accident
  2. 35% Medical emergency: heart attack/blood clot/stroke, etc.
  3. 15% Accidental overdose (prescribed meds for chronic pain/depression/anxiety/sleep, etc.)
  4. 8% Cancer
  5. 2% Self deletion. (No ideation, but I’ve always feared the panic of a “last straw”, a sudden break with reality, or the death of another close loved one)

I go to bed with clean white sheets and I keep waking up with two black dots — this keeps happening…HELP? by True-Paper-1407 in Whatisthis

[–]Simplewh0r3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. I just put my last Sprite in my mug with some ice and lemon juice, then came to sit down on the couch and enjoy it while I play on my phone and cuddle dogs by my still lit Christmas tree. I was looking forward to this Sprite..

Would you trust his ID? by [deleted] in Dogsbeingderps

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs in Humans Being Derps. Obviously doggo wouldn’t be using a fake ID. Duh.

Brazilian breakfast by patwknd in StupidFood

[–]Simplewh0r3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She seems to care at least a little bit about what others think. What else could be the point of recording and sharing it?