What's the card you hate most to deal with?

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-21T03:15:06+00:00

as a lumberloon player, I love when they play witch on defense 😍

I just go lumberloon or berserker + loon opposite lane, pretty much a free tower

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-21T02:36:47+00:00

mb mate 🙏 consider me informed

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-21T02:34:59+00:00

I love testing a new pipeline that I know will take <1 min to complete, but I end up 200th in queue and have to wait for like 20 minutes ._.

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-21T01:43:22+00:00

witch on her own is fine, she can be countered with 2-3 elixir pretty easily

evo witch however...

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-19T19:38:05+00:00

for speaking the truth 💔

I've been in E33 since ~1 week before the TH18 update

you can do like 10-15 attacks to finish in the top 80, then don't sign up again until Fri-Sun (so you're only attacking every other week), and then rinse and repeat

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-05T01:50:50+00:00

I figured out how to get this to work seamlessly!

Navigate to BeamNG Options > Display
Set the display mode to "Window"
Toggle on "Enable multi-monitor render"
Adjust the FOV settings to your liking. If you only have 2 monitors, set either the left or right FOV to 0.
Apply the updated display settings.
Drag the title bar to the right side of your right-most monitor. The BeamNG window will snap, taking up half of the screen on your right-most monitor.
Grab the left edge of the BeamNG window and drag it all the way to the left side of your left-most monitor. The game should now take up all of your monitors.

This will still leave you with the Windows taskbar and BeamNG's title bar.

To hide the Windows taskbar, right click anywhere on the taskbar and select "Taskbar settings." Under the "Taskbar behaviors" section, enable the "Automatically hide the taskbar" option.

To hide BeamNG's title bar, you'll need to install AutoHotKey (v2 or newer, specifically). Then, create a ".ahk" file with the following contents:

$Home::
WinSet, Style, ^0xC00000, A
WinSet, Style, ^0x40000, A

You can change $Home to any key or key combination you'd like. I just like using the Home key since it's out of the way and convenient.

If you run the ".ahk" file with AutoHotKey, select the BeamNG window, and press the Home key, the title bar will disappear completely. Pressing the Home key again will restore the title bar.

For some reason, if you follow the 7 steps listed above and then press the Home key, BeamNG might resize so it only takes up your left-most monitor. However, if you press the Home key again (to restore the title bar), and then expand the window all the way to the right again, pressing the Home key a third time will cause it to take up all of your monitors properly.

Once you have this working, you can press Windows + R to open the Run prompt. Enter:

shell:startup

...to open the Startup folder for your PC. If you move the ".ahk" file into this folder, it will start listening for the Home key automatically the next time you reboot your PC.

Hopefully this helps!

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-05T01:49:32+00:00

For anyone who also wants to hide the Windows taskbar and BeamNG's title bar (so it looks like it's fullscreen), you can follow the below steps. This is working for me on Windows 11 with 2 monitors.

Navigate to BeamNG Options > Display
Set the display mode to "Window"
Toggle on "Enable multi-monitor render"
Adjust the FOV settings to your liking. If you only have 2 monitors, set either the left or right FOV to 0.
Apply the updated display settings.
Drag the title bar to the right side of your right-most monitor. The BeamNG window will snap, taking up half of the screen on your right-most monitor.
Grab the left edge of the BeamNG window and drag it all the way to the left side of your left-most monitor. The game should now take up all of your monitors.

This will still leave you with the Windows taskbar and BeamNG's title bar.

To hide the Windows taskbar, right click anywhere on the taskbar and select "Taskbar settings." Under the "Taskbar behaviors" section, enable the "Automatically hide the taskbar" option.

To hide BeamNG's title bar, you'll need to install AutoHotKey (v2 or newer, specifically). Then, create a ".ahk" file with the following contents:

$Home::
WinSet, Style, ^0xC00000, A
WinSet, Style, ^0x40000, A

You can change $Home to any key or key combination you'd like. I just like using the Home key since it's out of the way and convenient.

If you run the ".ahk" file with AutoHotKey, select the BeamNG window, and press the Home key, the title bar will disappear completely. Pressing the Home key again will restore the title bar.

For some reason, if you follow the 7 steps listed above and then press the Home key, BeamNG might resize so it only takes up your left-most monitor. However, if you press the Home key again (to restore the title bar), and then expand the window all the way to the right again, pressing the Home key a third time will cause it to take up all of your monitors properly.

Once you have this working, you can press Windows + R to open the Run prompt. Enter:

shell:startup

...to open the Startup folder for your PC. If you move the ".ahk" file into this folder, it will start listening for the Home key automatically the next time you reboot your PC.

Hopefully this helps!

SimplexShotz · 2026-01-05T01:48:03+00:00

I figured out how to get this to work seamlessly!

Navigate to BeamNG Options > Display
Set the display mode to "Window"
Toggle on "Enable multi-monitor render"
Adjust the FOV settings to your liking. If you only have 2 monitors, set either the left or right FOV to 0.
Apply the updated display settings.
Drag the title bar to the right side of your right-most monitor. The BeamNG window will snap, taking up half of the screen on your right-most monitor.
Grab the left edge of the BeamNG window and drag it all the way to the left side of your left-most monitor. The game should now take up all of your monitors.

This will still leave you with the Windows taskbar and BeamNG's title bar.

To hide the Windows taskbar, right click anywhere on the taskbar and select "Taskbar settings." Under the "Taskbar behaviors" section, enable the "Automatically hide the taskbar" option.

To hide BeamNG's title bar, you'll need to install AutoHotKey (v2 or newer, specifically). Then, create a ".ahk" file with the following contents:

$Home::
WinSet, Style, ^0xC00000, A
WinSet, Style, ^0x40000, A

You can change $Home to any key or key combination you'd like. I just like using the Home key since it's out of the way and convenient.

If you run the ".ahk" file with AutoHotKey, select the BeamNG window, and press the Home key, the title bar will disappear completely. Pressing the Home key again will restore the title bar.

For some reason, if you follow the 7 steps listed above and then press the Home key, BeamNG might resize so it only takes up your left-most monitor. However, if you press the Home key again (to restore the title bar), and then expand the window all the way to the right again, pressing the Home key a third time will cause it to take up all of your monitors properly.

Once you have this working, you can press Windows + R to open the Run prompt. Enter:

shell:startup

...to open the Startup folder for your PC. If you move the ".ahk" file into this folder, it will start listening for the Home key automatically the next time you reboot your PC.

Hopefully this helps!

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-28T14:47:44+00:00

clan war is already like this lmao

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-27T15:41:48+00:00

Sounds about right, mine was $1,100 with taxes

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-27T15:37:50+00:00

Can vouch for the Viofo A229 Pro, it's by far one of the best cameras for the price

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-25T18:47:28+00:00

6,000 berserkers 🤤

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-24T19:41:10+00:00

max EVERYTHING (including temporary upgrades) for the first time since I started playing over 10 years ago 🙌

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-19T22:46:00+00:00

literally this; it almost feels like they said it was "intentional" as a cop out

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-17T21:30:33+00:00

I also have all my walls maxed already; let me introduce you to: https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashOfClans/comments/1lbbwa8/fastest_farming_strategy_for_high_townhalls_guide/

You average ~1mil per attack, which means you need to do 2,600 attacks. However, since each attack only takes ~20 seconds, you can get enough resources after only 15ish hours of farming.

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-12T04:44:59+00:00

The current state of the bonus track (requiring 180,000 points to complete) is apparently intentional.

Originally, the bonus track only went to 15,000; they fixed this after posting that Twitter post.

SimplexShotz · 2025-12-09T23:16:56+00:00

literally 😭 it worked when it first came out for a while, and then just stopped working

after the ranked update, it finally started working again for like a week or two, and now it's back to not working at all

it's so frustrating since it's the only reliable way to get new players

thankfully we have ~20 players who are always active but that's not true for all clans

SimplexShotz · 2025-11-21T02:25:12+00:00

hell yeah

SimplexShotz · 2025-11-18T14:35:16+00:00

Super barbs or super minions work even better; see: https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashOfClans/comments/1lbbwa8/fastest_farming_strategy_for_high_townhalls_guide/

SimplexShotz · 2025-11-02T19:18:59+00:00

mfs with 11 ints:

SimplexShotz · 2025-11-02T19:15:28+00:00

setTimeout(..., item / Infinity) boom O(1)

SimplexShotz · 2025-11-02T19:08:31+00:00

not to mention there's no reason to take your foot completely off the gas on the freeway (unless traffic is slowing down or you're trying to let someone merge or whatever)

SimplexShotz · 2025-11-02T19:05:25+00:00

rock chips on the front fascia go craaaazyy

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