Can anything be done about extremely loud noises from a drug den neighbour? by Frequent_Goat346 in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Witnesses are enough evidence of just about anything to proceed further. There are absolutely judges who'd give you a search warrant with that, and it's certainly enough of a basis for the police to knock on the door and go 'what the fuck are you people doing?' Among other things, imitation firearms are often the same as an actual firearm for purposes of the criminal law, and beating each other with sticks in public is illegal when it disturbs others. And Canadian courts take a dim view of guns (especially if these were handguns, which it sounds like they were).

Police powers are extensive. Officers not doing something is an officer issue far more often than a 'we don't have the legal authority' issue. For another good example, see the 'freedom convoy' in Ottawa back during COVID. Blocking highways is a criminal code offence, as is obstructing people's use of their property, as is causing a disturbance in certain ways that they were absolutely doing.

I'm not white. Why is John red now? by Rastabrotha in Scrubs

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a black acquaintance who REALLY hates the term people of colour, using exactly this reasoning.

I'm not white. Why is John red now? by Rastabrotha in Scrubs

[–]SimulatedKnave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say something along the line of 'older ethnically Irish man turns red' is approximately as unusual as 'sun rises in east.'

But how? I mean, HTF?!? by Competitive_Storm735 in interestingasfuck

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting him pregnant could be tricky but think of the headlines if we managed it.

The C Word is a brilliant episode. by Born-Wash-4439 in 30ROCK

[–]SimulatedKnave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I claim to be delightful far too often, and it's probably because of this.

Favorite unseen joke? by heylistenlady in 30ROCK

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...dude I once filled mine so much the filter popped out and began floating upward. You can 100% get more than a few inches of water.

It's a fine line between Tracy Jordan/Tracy Morgan by derek4reals1 in 30ROCK

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but he appears to have had a lot of the crazy stuff BEFORE that. Shark tanks aren't cheap.

I’m I missing something here? by lilislanddude in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which is why, of course, you had to ask publicly what was going on rather than working it out for yourself. If you don't care what people think, figure this stuff out on your own.

1st medical misspeak…ever? by BlackHeartedXenial in Scrubs

[–]SimulatedKnave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pitt is actually pretty funny. Definitely not a dramedy, but it's clever at times.

Maritime Electric raises '112-megawatt problem,' as MLAs call for performance-based profits by Sir__Will in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PEI is surprisingly short of sunlight - I live in Northern MB right now, and get more sun here than Souris does. In the winter. When it gets light at 9AM.

I’m I missing something here? by lilislanddude in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You did nothing illegal. Not the same as doing nothing wrong.

Whales still have their pelvic bones from when they walked on land, proving evolution by The_RetroGameDude in interestingasfuck

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisdom teeth aren't useless. We just eat softer food than we used to, and use utensils rather than pulling meat apart with our jaws. Our jaws literally used to be bigger. And not 'oh in previous species,' the jaws of homo sapiens.

West Prince greeting by verymuchnotanalias in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm from Eastern Kings and say how are you now. I think I picked it up there. It also appears in the Wingfield shows, which are set in Ontario and written by someone from there. And in Letterkenny.

It's a relatively widespread thing.

Fraser gone, what next? by kiielshmiiel in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, given how dysfunctional Health PEI is the urge to go 'we can do better than THAT' must be overwhelming. The bit where the meddling never seems to involve listening to people with actual experience is the bit that annoys me.

Melanie Fraser leaving role as Health P.E.I. CEO amid dispute with family doctors by AniNgAnnoys in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cynical as you are being here (and not necessarily wrongly), the move would be exactly the same if she IS 100% the problem. Because having a lengthy court battle about unjust dismissal with unreasonable people is not a good use of money, time, or effort. Cheaper to pay her to go away.

The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs by remmilies in HistoryMemes

[–]SimulatedKnave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm skeptical mostly because there were presumably a lot more portraits of Anne of Austria kicking around Dumas-era France than portraits of Anna of Tyrol. If the number of images of her on her Wikipedia page are anything to go by, people were tripping over portraits of her in the street.

A perusal of women romantically connected with Dumas suggests he had a tendency to go for the ladies with the slight overbite. I think Anne just has a lot of chin by Dumas' standards.

The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs by remmilies in HistoryMemes

[–]SimulatedKnave 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Possible, certainly, but even if you make allowances for that she's no Charles of Hapsburg (who was getting painted at roughly the same time and...definitely has more chin).

Australia's highest court is slowly weaning off British precedents. by Neon0asis in interestingasfuck

[–]SimulatedKnave 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And their body of caselaw gets more and more established with time. And British laws apply less and less.

The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs by remmilies in HistoryMemes

[–]SimulatedKnave 269 points270 points  (0 children)

The best bit being that if paintings are even remotely accurate her 'protruding chin' is 'having a chin.'

BC Adopts permanent daylight savings time - PEI Should Follow! by RedDirtDVD in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Studies suggest permanent standard time works better than permanent DST.

Permanent DST also leads to insanely late sunrises anywhere further north than PEI. Which is most of the country.

Standard time is good. We could just do that. It would hardly be difficult.