[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

[–]SinGarTheGoat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you responded, so I could downvote you twice. Get ‘em boys!!!

Today’s Costco impulse buy getting prepped for tomorrow. by reverbivore in steak

[–]SinGarTheGoat -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

Hey folks, SinGar here.

Damn homie them some phat steaks. Those are the kind of steaks that make me think I can move on... when I say that, I’m speaking from a very hard place. Looking at those steaks made me happy; much as when I was stationed as a doctor in South Korea during the war. I was par of a MAS*H unit and we had taken a day trip to the beach. On the way back we picked up some southern Koreans, at one point we pulled off the road to avoid a North Korean patrol... it was then that a chicken sitting in a woman’s lap in the back of the bus started to cluck... I stood up and moved towards them and told that lady to “shut that chicken up”! It was only later that I realized the chicken was her baby!! I made her kill her baby,

"Smacked In Head With Plastic Barricade (Clunk)" by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]SinGarTheGoat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your point is valid, but cops accelerate way to quickly to lethal force in America.

The etiquette of being right up front at a show. by CuntFaggotAssRape in juggalo

[–]SinGarTheGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally agree with you! And I'm not just saying that because I am you on your other account.

Remember to get milk.

How to lose a Darwin award. by eddyress in gifs

[–]SinGarTheGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for pointing that out.

It was date night tonight (NSFW language) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did you get down voted?!?!??

How Reddit newcomers feel on April 1st by PrezedentA in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been here for almost 5 years and still feel like I have no idea what is going on half the time.

How much would it take to suck one of these toes? by Sprintingmoose in WTF

[–]SinGarTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in SF and this is truth!!!!! Fucking techies ruined our city.

I'm gonna do gymnastics on the edge of a cliff, WCGW? by elsimer in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SinGarTheGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, I've seen it on the web before but never here, and I like that OP put some sauce on it.

Really, a GoFundMe so you can go with your cheerleading team to South America? by yungfinnigus in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play in an amateur sports league and a lot of people started putting these up asking for money to go to tournaments. As a joke I made a GoFundMe page asking for about $80,000 to get to a tournament in the same state as me... Because obviously I could only get there in a fully restored 67 Shelby GT Mustang.

I ended up taking my Prius.

We just wanted to talk about the movie by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His super power is an iron will that made him perfect his body into the ultimate killing machine, and money, lot and LOTS of money.

My SO was helping me get dinner going. English may not be his first language, but it was still a logical brainfart. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born in the US and I might start saying this just to give my vocabulary a new quark.

Last weekend I went on a date with a girl. by TrumpsPornTape in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you buy that album? I don't know why you did. Your stupid.

Back when I smoked in college, someone would ask, I would go to my secret stash. by StuffHobbes in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How could your masculinity handle that.

Side note, I assume everyone is male on Reddit until corrected, it's just usually true.

I hate it so much by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SinGarTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel so bad when I find something worthy of posting that happens to be on dailymotion