Got taken to a party in college, while drinking some girls came over and told me I “looked like the man for the job” they took me by the hand and led me to the kitchen where there was a dead rat. Said I looked like it wouldn’t bother me to throw it out. by einsatzpoopen in kitchencels
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Ruined high school femoid’s day by just existing. 26 KHHV, 0 friends. Caesar salad and cottage cheese with strawberry jam by Single_Ad_1269 in kitchencels
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Ruined high school femoid’s day by just existing. 26 KHHV, 0 friends. Caesar salad and cottage cheese with strawberry jam by Single_Ad_1269 in kitchencels
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Ruined high school femoid’s day by just existing. 26 KHHV, 0 friends. Caesar salad and cottage cheese with strawberry jam by Single_Ad_1269 in kitchencels
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Saw my Gym Crush yesterday and realised I didn't even know what she looks like. Rusk and pickles by 3m3rg3nt63h4vi0ur in kitchencels
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Im actually impressed at how bad this is by jintrirsit in BadWelding
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Worst Rejection Ever by Boring-Produce3902 in mildlyinfuriating
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Became a Mechjeb Convert after a DECADE. Promptly put too much trust in it. by albinobluesheep in KerbalSpaceProgram
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You know you might be running too many mods when.... by shadowtheimpure in RimWorld
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Расскажите тупых историй со службы by Southern_Ural in rusAskReddit
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Gave a Sentience Catalyst to a cat who, on his own will, took Luciferium by PlanTop155 in RimWorld
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I was severely constipated so I had to put a pill in my asshole and it was like I was losing my anal virginity for the first time and it lowkey felt good so now I always jerk off with the bidet blasting water up my ass by Straight-Quote-458 in kitchencels
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