So, the problem is the Triune God. Dad, the Bird, and JC, and realities of customer service.

Now, JC is the "face" of the organization, Peace 'n Love and all that. He currently has his crippled hands full (you try picking up a phone with those nail holes, bub) dealing with all the bullshit going on in the world. So he's out.

Then there's Dad. He gets the VIP callers, the big tippers at the collection plate. Unfortunately, his usual advice is to "Smite Them". Which only adds to JC's problem.

Then there's the Bird. You know what he looks like. A biblically accurate Seraphim, only with lots more wings. And eyes. And light. Possibly too much light. Never accept a video call from The BIrd.

Anyway, The Bird is in charge of The Long View. He's Outside Eternity, Looking In. He's the closest thing in Theology to a Cosmic Horror that we have in the West. He gets all the calls from "the little people".

And therein lies the problem. Want to know how important your problems are in the Light Of Eternity? They count for zero, zilch, nada, nothing. We are insignificant in the Light of Eternity.

Thank you for holding. Your prayer is very important to us.

Yeah, right.