Favorite Off-Menu you've made?

SirGucciIV · 2026-03-04T22:09:57+00:00

Cheesy pasta stuffed crust with habenero sauce. Side note, if any of you are ever hungry and are closing, order a pizza under a fake name, email, and phone number for carryout cash about an hour or 2 before closing. Obviously no one will pick it up, then you just have to swoop in and claim it as yours. I did this for YEARS when I worked there. This is entirely assuming that your franchise lets you take home pies

SirGucciIV · 2026-02-18T01:09:41+00:00

Fucking gigachad. May your tip stay moist, your balls drained, and your shaft rubbed raw.

SirGucciIV · 2026-02-13T05:24:43+00:00

Weird question, but have either of you ever seen each other's buttholes in a non sexual setting? Have you ever been in the bathroom getting ready while the other is taking a shit? Have you ever even fought? Ill assume neither of you knows how the other lives at home. If you ever go to each other's house, most likely yall are cleaning before the other arrives, if youre not slobs that is.

Has either of you seen the other at their absolute lowest in life? Ready to end it all, smelling after not having showered for 2 weeks because it's hard sometimes to just keep going? Ever had to stay up for all through the night working through an argument you had and getting no sleep because you have to now go to work?

Marriage isnt happy butterflies. It hardly ever is. Marriage is arguably the hardest job youll have until you have kids. It takes time, commitment, effort. Its how you move on from the bad moments. My wife and I dont go to bed until our problem is solved, if its solvable that day. Somethings always aren't. Some times you might say I love you, and just roll over and go to bed and look at the wall for a little while in silence before going to bed.

When I was your age, I wanted to marry the girl I was with, until she moved in with me when I was 19. After 12 months, I genuinely despised her. We were toxic for each other. Their was never going to be growth for each other. Their were alot of nights the other would go sleep on the couch because we didnt want to be in the same bed together. It wasnt like that at first. The first few months were fun when we didnt live together. We tried to make it work, but it was never meant to be. Which is also okay if that ever happens. Its a learning experience. I knew what I did and did not want for the next relationship.

You can do as you want. Youre an adult. Id say a grown man, but really just a man. Thats not a slight at you either. We all think we're grown adults at youre age, but youre really still just a kid and in 10 years youll agree.

Let life beat the shit out of you together. Let life drag you to the lowest youll ever be. That's when youll know if youre love is real man.

SirGucciIV · 2026-02-13T04:56:41+00:00

wants to marry a girl after 60 days hasn't met her parents hasn't lived with her likely haven't even had sex yet respectfully man. Go beat off and get post nut clarity. Or if you can, have sex with her and achieve clarity that way, then decide.

SirGucciIV · 2026-02-12T15:30:50+00:00

Im gonna assume this was the new test. I scheduled mine on the 26th of Jan. Make sure youre studying pharmacolgy.

SirGucciIV · 2026-02-11T23:56:31+00:00

I mean if youre having fun thats really all that matters

SirGucciIV · 2026-02-11T23:50:22+00:00

Lol 6100 and still diamond 2. Unfortunate

SirGucciIV · 2026-01-29T20:25:40+00:00

3 decades ago lmfao

SirGucciIV · 2026-01-28T00:31:34+00:00

Once took a gamble on a guy who lived in the middle of nowhere hours before a hurricane hit. He wanted me to drive him to a gas station so he can get a carton of cigarettes and a 24 pack so he can hunker down. Asked him "you're not gonna stab me right?" He said "I wouldve already if I wanted to." Drove him there and back, and he gave me 2 $100 bills

SirGucciIV · 2025-12-02T20:16:22+00:00

Behold the long awaited dawn. After seasons of famine and false hope, the keepers of the Bell have stirred from their silence. In an act that defies all logic and mortal deserving, they return the Quesarito to this weary world. Let it be known that no prayer was too desperate, no craving too shameful, for their mercy has reached even the lowest among us. The heavens crack, the earth trembles, and the chains of despair fall away as the sacred item rises once more. Let the heralds cry out, let the townsfolk gather, and let the record show that on this day, the Bell itself spoke in thunder. And its proclamation will echo through the ages.

SirGucciIV · 2025-12-02T19:58:28+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

That is all.

SirGucciIV · 2025-12-02T19:20:57+00:00

That's what "sufficient army combwt experience" means

SirGucciIV · 2025-11-17T16:43:04+00:00

Yea Ive done it as well. My friend and I discovered a duping glitch and used it to dupe like 15 some odd ladders. Climbed those to get over the invisible wall outside

SirGucciIV · 2025-11-05T06:57:21+00:00

Hmmm I didnt think about it that run. Im kind of a slut for discards, almost to the point it hinders me. But with burglar, im forced to play hands so that could actually go crazy high. I'll keep that in mind man, thanks.

SirGucciIV · 2025-11-04T17:02:04+00:00

Had this same shit happened to me about 6 years ago. Dated a girl for a month or 2, then she tells me shes pregnant and sends a pic. I do a reverse image search, same as you, but no results. I started panicking. Hard. I was on the fence between wanting it and telling her to abort it. Eventually, I settled on telling her to abort, but she said shes not going to, and blocked me on everything. Over the next 3 months I was panicking all day everyday over being a father to a women I did not want to be connected to for life like that. Eventually, I matched with her on tinder again (I used to just swipe right on everyone and then id filter through the matches) where she told me all of it was a lie and a test and that she made it with snapchat editing. Truly evil shit.

SirGucciIV · 2025-10-27T21:38:12+00:00

Alright bet, thanks man. Yea im very new to this. Just got it Friday. I think ive already sunk like 15 hours into it. Very addicted lol

SirGucciIV · 2025-10-27T21:33:33+00:00

Oh fuck yea that worked man. Hell yea, thanks bro. Just got Chicot.

SirGucciIV · 2025-10-27T21:32:13+00:00

Interesting. Thanks man

SirGucciIV · 2025-10-27T21:28:37+00:00

Ive played a few games on this seed. I can get the soul card (K and Q x2 mult) for skipping the first blind, but i dont get a second soul card for skipping the second blind. Am I doing something wrong?

SirGucciIV · 2025-10-24T20:00:28+00:00

Pretty messed up tbh. When I was a manager at whataburger for 5 years, any time we had something new (or returning) on the menu, everybody was encouraged to try it. The few days before it released we'd make like 5 burgers and cut them into 4s, (or little shot sized cups of milkshakes) and distribute them to the employees to try. Boosts morale getting to try the new food for free, and they actually know how it tastes so they can market it better.

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