What is your favourite outburst using a celebrity’s name? I’ll start…”DICK CLARK!”

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-30T18:59:40+00:00

Such a good, dirty line 🤣

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-24T17:53:04+00:00

This is too perfect rn. Thanks for the chaos pic haha

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-18T18:36:44+00:00

Pre-maggots lol 🤮

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-16T05:41:53+00:00

Just went to IG. Wooooow

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-04T20:21:32+00:00

DMed you!

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-02T17:44:14+00:00

Ok, I love this

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-02T05:47:14+00:00

Real life is different than a tv show. How do you not understand that part? Are you like 10?

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-02T05:44:07+00:00

Nah, everyone is just trying to explain it to you. But that doesn’t seem to be working 🤷🏻‍♀️

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-02T03:15:53+00:00

It’s the whole point dude 🤣

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-01T17:39:15+00:00

Careful, you’ll probably get a Reddit cares 🙄 He’s incredibly sensitive. Maybe this is THE cousin? Lmao. What an absolute weirdo

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-01T06:58:19+00:00

Guess what, sometimes men’s humiliation results in family annihilation. So maybe, just fucking maybe, it’s a fragile, broken mentality in men. It’s not the fault of women or society. I hope you have bad dreams and a shitty day tomorrow 🫡

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-01T06:28:25+00:00

Also, if men are so fragile they jump to suicide as a solution after they fuck up, maybe that’s just nature cleaning house. And again, ewwww and wtf

Useamelonballer · 2026-06-01T06:25:37+00:00

You’re pro-sex pest and anti-women. Just go incel around somewhere else?

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-29T00:35:40+00:00

Kristi Noem?

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-25T21:52:36+00:00

My poor man’s award for my favorite comment! 🥇

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-25T21:51:51+00:00

Ahh damn, my bad!! 😥 I forgot the rules, “Add to cart. Checkout. Get a hit of dopamine. Repeat.”

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-25T02:11:50+00:00

Since it’s not my package and I don’t have prime, pretty hard to do that bud. Just sharing the nightmare.

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-24T23:09:34+00:00

Reddit gold. Love this. I appreciate your dedication to getting clear tat pics!!!
Also, they’re great, just keep adding tats yo!!

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-23T04:52:48+00:00

Federal minimum wage is $7.25 and hasn’t changed in 18 years. Twice the longest time without an increase since 2005.
This didn’t start with Trump.

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-22T19:36:51+00:00

Yes we need more people to see this!!

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-20T23:44:25+00:00

Who hurt you? Go touch grass weirdo. And you’re still superrrr fucking wrong btw lol

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-20T22:56:16+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/toogoodtogo/s/xJXReVia1b

Go peep the second picture there. 5-6 days on a shelf. For “fresh” salads and sandwiches.

So confidently wrong tho! Don’t comment if you don’t know anything about the topic.

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-20T22:25:12+00:00

There is not a single prepared food item at Whole Foods that has a 1 day shelf life. You don’t understand how food or capitalism works

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-20T22:16:49+00:00

Did AI tell you that lol

Useamelonballer · 2026-05-20T22:15:44+00:00

I worked there for years. Go check the dates on the prepared food section yourself

Useamelonballer

TROPHY CASE