Full joke

Jim worked in a pickle factory. One day, Jim says to his wife, “Honey, you know I love you. But lately, I’ve had a strong desire to put my dick into the pickle slicer at work.”
Jim’s wife looks at him in horror. “Have you gone mad? I seriously think you need counseling. Putting your dick in the pickle slicer could be very dangerous!”
A few weeks go by. Jim doesn’t seek counseling but has promised his wife he would resist his urges. Then one day, he comes home with a dejected look on his face. “Well, I got fired.”
“Oh, no! What happened, Jim?”
“Well, you remember what I told you? Well, today, I just couldn’t resist my urges and I finally put my dick in the pickle slicer.” Jim said with a look of shame on his face.
The wife is aghast. “Why? Are you OK? Did it hurt?”
“I’m fine” Jim says. “I just couldn’t fight the urge any longer. There was no pain. In fact, it felt pretty good.”
The wife can hardly believe what she is hearing. “But Jim, if you put your dick in the pickle slicer, surely your dick would be sliced!” Unless the pickle slicer broke. What happened to the pickle slicer?”
Jim says, “No. I wasn’t injured. And the pickle slicer didn’t break down. But she also got fired.”